Big Trill& the Doughnut Pow Wow

Today wuz gud lul surprise. No but I got off work at like 4 and Taylor picked me up and we went back to my house trying to decide on fun stuff to do so we went to Adele's cuz Taylor had his moms credit card hahahah so yeah we got concretes and tried going past our friend Riley's caricature stand to harass him but alas he was not here and we were sad.

So instead we went to Big T(h)rill Factory and were initially just going to go on the huge gymnastics trampolines but had WAY too much fun on those and decided to get unlimited passes. I'm still embarrassed about this but at the same time not at all cuz it was unfuckin REAL we went on this huge spider slide thing then we wanted to go rock climbing but you needed tennis shoes and I didn't have any so I went up to this super sketch guy with gauges and facial piercings and hopelessly asked him if I could borrow his tennies and he was like lol sure so I DID and it was a huge struggle getting up dat rock wall doe but I did it. Then we played bumper cars with a dad and his toddler and it was so sadly fun hahahahah then the ropes course and the ball pitt yada yada.

Alana and Josie called us up and was like yo let's go to Hurricane Wings y'all so we did and met up with Sam Schect too. It was a grand old time. I got quesadillas and Alana told us all about her Apple River adventures which were actually hilarious. Then we went back to Taylor's house and chilled for like 3 hours and all of us were basically on the verge of sleep and Taylor just like springs off the couch at like 10:30 and is like K LET'S GO DO SOMETHING GOD DAMMIT so we maxi packed in his Jeep and went to Chan Cinema. We literally sat in front of it for 10 minutes pawing at the glass doors sadly cuz we knew they were closed but we just wanted free leftover popcorn. Then finally one guy chooses to stop ignoring us and opens the door asking what we want and we're like lol free popcorn? So we went up the front desk and she scoops up our popcorn and is like what size do you want and we're like kkkkkk we were hoping you'd just give it to us for free since you're closing and she's like fuq no fuq y'all high school brats so we're like ok fine h8 u and we left.

We decided to go to Cub and were obviously drawn to the bakery/free kid's cookie section where there were NO FREE COOKIES. We were peeved. But there was a 13 count box of doughnuts... and of course I am pressured into buying it. So the 5 of us sit criss-cross applesauce on the floor in Aisle 6 and eat our doughnuts and contemplate life. Shortly after Sam bought a community Red Bull for all to share and Taylor bought a single package of Ramen hahahah what the fuck but yeah. It was awesome. And then we left and hopefully there's gonna be a party at Taylor's tomorrow night for all us but we'll see. YAY


Until next time

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Plymouth& Scandy Planning

ONE GOOD DAY AFTER ANOTHER YAY woke up ran came home went to work and it was literally the ultimate crew workin at the sub. All girls. It rocked.

Then Hannah picked me up and we drove to Plymouth to some kid Justin's house on the lake and it was SO FUN. He was so nice. I mean there were a few awkward moments but whatev. It was kind of scary though because at first the boat wouldn't start and I was like well fuck I hate jet skiing mehhh but then he fixed it somehow and all was well. We just kind of boated around the lake and stopped at this sand bar for a bit and chilled and talked and shit idk. I was the only one that took my life jacket off though which was kind of weird lul but he let me drive the boat while he was tubing cuz I told him I had my boater's safety license which is a blatant lie but who rely cares tbh.

Yeah so we were on the lake for a supa  long time like WAY longer than I thought, almost 4 hours! TIME FLIES THURSDAY LOOOOOL no but yeah we came in and went in the hot tub cuz I was cold as fuck.

Then it got super steamy so we went inside and Justin's cousin Will or something came over and we played Cards Against Humanity and it was SO FUN hahahhahaha. Oh and Will got us all McDonalds which was un fuckin real. I had an Oreo McFlurry holy tits. Yeah so then after like 2 hours of that we drove home. Twas a day well spent.

Then like half an hour later Mattie came over and then later Elza and Madelyn and we sat in my bedroom and plotted Saturday's scheme of events. I'm so flucking excited. Yeah so then we hear this little voice in the window and it is simply Emily calling to us from my front yard hahahahah how she got there I have no idea. But yeah she came over and we all migrated to the basement and schemed more and snapped Jeremy and told Emily our plans and eerybody was just getting hella pumped. So we'll see how that goes.

Then everyone left and I once again slunk away into my roomly abode and did fuckin online gym which always sucks. UGH. But otherwise today was fab.

Until next time

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Food& New Friends

Yesterday was phun lul. Woke up and ran and was followed by Greta in the cemetery which was annoying as FUCK but moving on. Went to work at the sub and like half an hour in my boss comes up to me and is like Anna... you weren't supposed to come in until 10 but it's k dnt wurry bout it. I literally felt so stupid hahahah so I was there an hour earlier than I was supposed to be. But whatev yeah work was gr8 we talked about Harry Potter and Pokemon (my two favorite subjects) and my dad was like 45 minutes late to picking me up.. it's whatever.

 Pops and I went to the dump for whatever reason and then went home and Emily came and picked me up to go to uptown. So yeah we got in the car and were heading down 7 and I was like hey let's go to FDaves so I can pick up my tips and she's like lol sure so we did and I told Johnny about geocaching at Meg's cabin and he was so excited hahahhaha.

Yeah so then we left for uptown and picked up Elza and Madelyn from the Children's Theatre cuz they're doing this sweet summer play called Hair and I'm literally so excited to see it. It's all about hippies and getting fucked up in the '60s. LOL. So we picked 'em up and I was literally STARVING cuz I hadn't really eaten since 10:30 and it was 5 so we went to Chipotle and it was literally GODLY and I

used my BOGO coupon with Madelyn so it was hella cheap. swag. Then literally 20 minutes later we went to Yogurt Lab across the street and ate ice cream. 1500 calories later and absolutely no regrets. We stayed there for a while and chatted and it was supa nice and relaxing since I was literally bushed from work. Then Jake Hammond called Mad Dawg and was like hey gurl come over so we did and it was actually SO FUN. It was me, Madelyn, Elza, Emily, Jack Morton (love him), Maggie Patterson, Jack&Jake Hammond, Will Hoverman, Karl, and some other people and it was so theatre-y I couldn't even handle it. So Maggie Jack Morton and I snuck away and played blackjack alone in the corner and bonded. Literally in love with both of them. Then we went back to talk to them and were gonna play this charades type game but Reilly came over like 5 minutes later and I knew she did not want to associate with the theatre crowd and plus I also really wanted to hear about her trip so we left and went to Excelsior and it was actually awesome.

 We saw Jake Worthen and his friend Henry from California who was super cool at Jake O'Connors and chatted with them then went to Lick's to get some FREE ice cream from the Brausen clan. Then we walked around the lake and to the baseball field and saw Jake and his friend AGAIN so I was just like okay guys just come over and play MarioKart with us in my basement this is obviously fate. So they did and I absolutely destroyed them every time it was thoroughly embarrassing on my part but hey whatev. Then we played Cooking Mama which I hate and Reilly killed

everyone. Little fucker. Yeah so they were super cool  and at like 11:30 they all left except Reilly and we just sat upstairs and ate more food hahahah once again no regrets. Then she left and I crawled into my snuggle chamber aka bedroom and did a lesson of online gym and went to bed. Solid.

Until next time

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Perkins& Twinklies

Today was gud but I did a bunch of shit. I got woken up by mama K telling me I had to drive Liz somewhere at 10:30 so I had to WAKE UP fuckin 40 MINUTES EARLIER THAN USUAL to go run then I got back and showered and took Liz then went to work which was fab but Travis cut his finger which was kind of nasty. Eh. Then I drove to go pick up Liz and took a wrong turn so I backed up in this person's driveway and hit their mailbox LOOOOOOL I'm such an idiot hahahahhahah yeah so I picked up Liz and Al Pal her bff and we went to Cub and met up with my mom so I could get some (junk) food for Meg's cabin. So I obviously bought Peachos, creme sodas, bbq chips, yogurt pretzels and cookies. Nom nom nom.

Then I went to work and I was so effing tired ugh but it was fine and super average and shit but CAROL THE LADY WHO DOES MY EYEBROWS CAME INTO FD TODAY!!!! I was ecstatic. I luv her. So did Mrs. Glaccum and first thing she says when she sees me and Andy (27 year old host need I say more)- "Don't do what he did" HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH PG YOU KILL ME. Yeah so he was not happy about this but wutev. Then I got cut and rolled silverwear and I was gonna go to Taylor's but I drove past his house and there were literally zero cars so I just went straight to Perkins hahahahah cuz Mattie and Arps and I were getting some din there. Which hit the SPOT I got a ham and cheese omelet and it was spectacular. Then after they both came to my house and we played fooseball and Mariokart and Mattie tried to flirt with Arps and he simply was not having that hahhaha.Shelbz also had her movie night and we simply just didn't go hahahahah but a bunch of my friends were there could not have cared less hahahahah I'm the biggest douche. But then yeah Mattie left and Arps and I were alone in my room and literally just laid and listened to music with the twinkly lights on and read through stupid tweets and dumb Reddit posts. He was totally laying the smack down and I tooootally would have but Mattie would have absolutely KILLED me. I love Arps lol. Yeah so he left and we hugged I guess idk we're in 8th grade again

Until next time

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Chaska friends& Chino

Okay so lets start 2 days ago, Sunday night. I worked a double at FD which was actually super fun, Erin and I bonded and shit and Nick was being hilarious and yeah idk it was gud then at night I got ice cream with my main douche Meggerz and we douched so hard lol then I drove her home and Hannah Liz and I hung out with those guys again from last night. It was actually super chill, we all just went to Hannah's and hung out and talked. It's never awkward with them and I don't get why hahaha. But yeah then we played ten fingers and we were sharing secrets and I told John one of my biggest secrets then I told him he should tell one and he said he didn't want to right now but that he would tell me eventually. So then like half an hour later we were alone and he told me all about his life problems and shit and all the stuff he's been through and I felt so bad. But I'm really glad he told me because I could tell he'd been waiting to meet a girl he could trust enough to tell all this stuff to and for whatever reason I was that girl. But yeah it was awesome that he did that and we were texting after and he kept telling me how I was so awesome but asked why I don't go for nice guys like him and just hook up with random guys and it really made me think. Cuz frankly I have no idea why I am the way I am, but I think it's all just a phase. At this point I honestly can't control it.. I'm young. Idk.

Yeah so then they left at like 1:30 AM and I slept over at Hannah's with Liz and her and I got the bed ALL TO MYSELF IT WAS FABULOUS then I had to wake up hella early for work so I did and it was actually fine I was just kind of tired then when I got home from FD at night I literally hit my bed and absolutely crashed at 10:30 which is soooo early for me hahah.

So that leads us to TODAY WOOOOOOO woke up ran it was SO FUCKING HOT then I went to work which is always fabulous and then I came home and tanned and shit and went to work at FD at 4:30 and worked with Taylor and Erin which was an absolute delight even though Taylor was being kind of a bitch but wutev. Then after work Jake Szarzynski calls me up and is like Anna let's chill so we met in Excelsior and then Courtney called me and was like Anna let's DO SOMETHING so she came with too and we went to friggin Chino Latino in uptown it was fabulous. We got there and Jake's like you guyzzz we gotta take this bomber shots so we're like kay sure so we ordered them ($10 later like k) and got these sweet headbands and chopsticks. Courtney and I had no idea what the fuck was going on. So we put the headbands on and this guy comes over with these drink things and you stack one little cup (filled with Red Bull) on top of the big cup (filled with Red Bull and something else I'm pretty sure) using chopsticks then on the count of three you yell "BONZOS" and hit the table as hard as you can and the small cup falls into the big cup and it makes a big splash then it's a race to see who can finish their drink first. Needless to say it was totally awesome and totally worth it hahahah. Then we got some sushi which was hella cheap and gud and went home blasting sum surrius bass in the Mini Cooper. I LOVE then Mini Cooper. I was just pissed cuz I had curfew and it was such a perfect night to just walk around and I had to go HOME and plus I had Red Bull and I'm still livin' off that hype right now lolololol. Yeah so now I'm here and I just talked to Ryan and I miss him and stuff mehhhhh I need to go down there soon well yeah bye

Until next time

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FD's& Jew Fros

Woke up ran got home and saw bmach at my fucking kitchen counter. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY yeah so that happened then I went to work at the sub and it was hella slow and after that I was gonna go to the bank and it was CLOSED and I was PISSED so instead I just went to Target and got a smoothie.

After that I went to work at FDaves which is always a blast. Mike was working and I hadn't seen him in 4evs so that was awesome hahaha. Idk tho nothing worth telling as far as FD today... sorry boys and girls.

Then AFTER work is when all the fun stuff happened. I brought my mom home some FD chow and we ate it together on her bed it was so cute then Hannah came and picked me up and we went to Excelsior and met up with her ex bf (I don't even remember his name lol Chase or something) and like 10 of his friends and went swimming. Only like 2 went swimming at first and I became BFF with this kid John(in the picture). He's awesome. He has a jew fro and he yoyos and does nordic and shit. Yeah so then we all went to Micky D's and after we left so did like everyone except me Hannah John and this Robby kid and we all just went back to my house and explored outside until my mom finally let us go inside. We sat in my basement and played rock band and I absolutely destroyed everyone. It was easily one of the prouder moments of my life. Then we watched Doctor Who and I got hella confused and frustrated cuz I'd never seen it before so we turned it off and just kind of sat there and talked and John was cuddling up in Dave's blanket being all bizarre and idk why but I think he is just absolutely fabulous.Yeah so then after they left we all started messaging on this Kik thing cuz I didn't want to give any of them my number yet and its pretty gey but wutev it works. We're supposedly going laser tagging tomorrow though which ROCKS OH YEAH LASERE TAG. The other kid's a little weird but wutev. Oh and I saw Meg at McDonald's LOL DOUCHE PROBS MAXIN OUT

Until next time

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Geos& Ouijas

Today was fab. Woke up worked out then came home and realized there was no food so I went to the store and got some shit and came home and showered and was welcomed with a text from Pete asking if we were still geocaching today. OH YEAH WE ARE. So Pete and CK came over and we went to our first location. Oh ps the app was ten fucking dollars lul whatever totally worth it I literally don't even care but yeah so we went to our first location and CK was being a huge buzzkill and NOT even TRYING but yeah that was sad so we went to another one and STILL couldn't find it. We found like 3 empty bottles of booze that we thought might be it but probably not. lol wuuuuuuuut so yeah then we went to our third location which was supa close to my house and walked down a trail and did some searching and FOUND IT!!!!! It was so exhilarating. We opened up the little box and signed our names and took a little butterfly from it and put in a Men's Warehouse reciept hahahah k. But yeah then we went to Sean's lake house and were gonna write on the walls but couldn't find a sharpie so we just took some random food out of the fridge and called it a day.

Then I sat on my deck and tanned and listened to country whilst eating raisins. The good life. Then I went to work at 4 and I was so excited cuz tonight I worked the PATIO!!!! It was awesome. It was super busy the whole time and I literally busted my ass for 3 and a half straight hours but I luvd it. Oh and creepy side story I was seating this old man and he was like hey why don't you come sit over here with me and I'm like haha no and he's like no you can sit on my lap soooo then I just walked away as awkwardly as I possibly could and freaked the fuck out at Alex and he lold. Yeah so I got off work and I really just wanted some Target sushi so I got it god dammit and went to DQ and hung out with Liz and Hannah for like 10 minutes then they left and I went to Alana's with Cart Sam and Josie and we played Bananagrams and I thought I was totally just going to destroy them but turns out Josie's like a fuckin god at that game and she just destroyed us every time. Oh and when I walked into Josie's house I was greeted with Sam pointing a gun at my chest which is always nice.

Yeah so then we got bored of that so we decided to channel the gods with Josie's store bought Ouija board (I think I spelled that right) which was actually hilarious because Josie's mom was there and she was FLIPPING OUT the whole time and Sam and Carter were trying to freak her out and she legit ran out of the room in fear hahahahah yeah so then Sam started singing Ring Around the Rosie and this pic was taken which is super cute.Then I drove Alana home and she was playing with Kyle's weird bag of stuff and spilled his flask in my car hahahahhahaha lol. And we also decided we were going camping soon and just getting absolutely gone so that should be a blast and a half.

Until next time 

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Suntans& Snackin'

Ok today I woke up ran and almost got heat stroke it wuz kinda scurry but then I got home and went to work and Tina and Travis were cat fighting the whole time lololol like k yeah then I left and Peter and I were texting cuz I  forced him to eat a double decker and it was fun lolol im gey.

Next I was drivin home then got a call from Mattie so she came over and we sat out on my deck for like an hour and talked cuz I hadn't seen her in 4 fuckin evr lul. We talked about Jer and just like our lives idk. Then I had work at FD which was extremely average. Then I went to Mattie's house after and I got a call from CK and Pete telling me to go to Dave's and said that WYATT KELLER was gonna be there who's really hot so we were pumped. But I didn't really want to rage tonight so wutev. Then like 2 minutes later I get a call from Dave saying his parents are home like kayyyyyyyyyy so we didn't go and Arps and Maddie O'Connor came over and it was actually super fun and chill we just talked and ate snacks and talked about geocaching tomorrow but NO ONE CAN I'm so annoyed I wish Rilz was home cuz she would...meh. Yeah so now I'm here in bed alone listening to Macklemore and contemplating what is life.Meh.

Until next time

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Calhoun& Captain

Gr8 full first day back.

Woke up, ran, then went to work but I left hella early so I just went to the gas station and slept for like 10 minutes lolol. Yeah so then Maddie and I went to Lake Calhoun to go run around the lake which is always a grand old time. She filled me in on her latest boy gossip and I told her all the deets about shizz in my life too. Then we went swimming and this guy was trying to hit on this ratchet Mexican chick by telling her their zodiac signs were compatible and therefore should get to know each other. K? no then he approached us and asked us if we wanted toothbrushes to brush our teeth in the lake. We then left and went to The Cafeteria like 2 blocks away and sat on the rooftop which was AWSUM I got these lobster tacos and they were soooo good and then we left and went home and that was that lul fun.

On the way to Maddie's house I saw Seano driving and he called me asking to hang out so we did. We went driving in his new truck which is a $450 piece of shit hahahahah it literally sucks it's so loud it sounds like a steam boat or something. Yeah so we drove around in that for a little while and got plenty of looks then he dropped me off and I went home and ate Cinnamon Toast Crunch and watched the old Footloose movie alone cuz I didn't have plans til like 9. It was actually super nice lul.

Then I went to go pick up CK and Pete for some late night adventures. Aka me driving us around failing at finding fun things to do. At first CK wanted us to go to Teddy's house to pick up some booze, but Teddy's supplier is a piece of shit and was in Winona so we wasted like 20 minutes driving around doing legitimately nothing but listen to Teddy complain about how she sucks. Then we went to Pete's cuz he wanted to go swimming so he got sum swim trunks, but neither CK nor I wanted to go swimming so we just drove around aimlessly as CK tried to find someone to get booze from. then we went to nikkls schnidz house and his brother gave us some Captain and we were stuck with the fuckin bottle and I was scared shitless cuz we were driving with opened alcohol in our car and on the way back from his house we got followed like 5 miles by this Jeep and I was literally pooping my pants. Then after a little while he finally turned away and we got some Wendy's to calm ourselves down and bcuz that's where we were gonna put the bottle but really we just ended up putting it on the side of a random road lul. Yeah so then we went to Deephaven beach cuz Pete wanted to swim so we did and we saw a boy and a girl laughing in the distance and after many a courageous convincings approached them only to find out it was Ben Lund and Nicole Rosenthal. Lul. Yeah so we swam with them then went home the end.

Until next time

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Tstorms& Peachos

SORRY I HAVENT POSTED IN FOREVER. I'll start being more consistent though now that I'm back from my cabin for a while.

Life updates:

1)mom and dad found out about one of the parties since Dave ratted me out...@$$hole. They weren't that mad though, just disappointed and now they dont let me stay home alone anymore :'(

2)at the cab, nallie and I got stopped by the boat cops and Ry and I had a 3 hour long pillow fight. Nallie and I also hit 105 in the 1999 taurus shaggin wagon on the backroads at the cabin

3)we went to Hayward at the cab and went to the original Famous Daves which sucked

4)I WON $25 AT BINGO WOOOOOOOO OH YEAH

5)I hung out with Jim Jam in Excelsior and we watched a fashion show. It was weird.

6)Last night at fuckin 12:30 at night I get a call from pete asking for my garage code...just no.

7)Dad bought a fuckin tractor

Okay so that brings us to today kind of? 

Woke up, left the cabin at 8 cuz I had work at 11 and we were gonna drop off Jaws at the brunos. For all of you who do not know the Jaws story, last summer Ryan was at my cabin and he won this little fuckin shark thing playing games at the county fair. The carney lady was old and fat and smoking a cig and Ryan wanted nothing to do with that shark, so when he left the cabin he hid it in Greta's kennel so we were stuck with it. That New Years we brought it to their house and taped it to the top of their TV. And thus the war began. We've been hiding it at each other's houses every time we see each other since then. So on the way home from the cabin there was a fuckin colossal downpour and we had to pull over. But its all good Jaws returned home to his rightful owner, despite the fact I was a bit late to work. I texted Nallie the pic below saying "Catch him before he swims away in all this rain" hahahahahhahahahah how funny am i not that funny ok

Then I went to work and there was a new manager and he's weird but I'll just learn to deal with it lol #life but yeah then I came home and liz and I watched Diary of a Wimpy Kid which is SUCH AND UNDERRATED MOVIE it's awesome. The friggin cheese touch. l.o.l. yeah so then Liz and I went to the Excelsior beach cuz we were bored then went to Licks and saw Hannah working and Tiny was there harassing her typical.. we got free ice cream tho so wutev. Then Liz and I went to Maynards and split waffle fries and it was unGODLY hot which kind of sucked but wutev they were obvi good. Then Elza called me and was like lol come over so I did and we ate ice cream then decided it was really good so we went to Holiday and got friggin peachos kit kats and reeses bites. SOOOO GOOOD then we watched America's Got Talent which is always awesome. One of the talents was throwing plungers at peoples' backs and making it stick like lol KAYyyyYYyy. 

Yeah so then Jimmy called me and was like Anna come to Excelsior so I did and couldn't find them at first then saw someone on top of a roof which I figured was them and alas it twas. Jimmy Alana Josie and I were in Excelsior for like 5 minutes then the bugs sucked so we went to Alana's and looked at old pictures of Alana in male form. Aka ages 5-8. Then Marissa came over and it was grand. And then I went home and now we're here, stranded upstairs because dad's redoing the floor and we're banned from stepping foot in the fudging main level. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT. Ok wutev h8 u all jk oh and I got my IB scores back and I got 5's WOOOO and Nikkls Schnidds just called me SCORE lul #spanishfriends #bye

Until next time 

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