The Beginning of the End

well kids, this summer is coming to a close. I know I haven't been posting really in the past month but I can truly say this has been the best summer yet. So many new friendships, experiences, and memories I will never forget. The people I've met and the things I've done this summer surmount to more than I could have ever even dreamed of, and it's all thanks to my crazy hooligans I call friends :)

While this school year is going to be filled with unforgettable memories and experiences, I'll never forget all the crazy shit I did this summer. I fuckin drove to a stranger's cabin for the day just for the hell of it, lit my hair on fire, went to the state fair drunk (L O frickin L), got the Taurus goin 110mph on the backroads, used a friggin Ouija board, got pulled over by the fuckin BOAT POLICE topless, geocached, went hot tubbing in a vacant house, jumped off bridges, and so much more. It's been real.

These past couple of days I've just kind of been reflecting on everything, and the fact that senior year is upon us blows me away. It seems like just yesterday I was at the breakfast club meetings with my fellow freshman, or passing my road test (on the second time). And yes, I did dent my mom's minivan sophomore year at my cabin by hitting it with the trailer attached on the back. My life sucks lol k.  While these past three years have had their ups and downs, I can honestly say I have no regrets. MY LIFE FUCKIN ROCKS

and here's to all the bishes that have made this summer the best yet:

MATTIE RACE

got this little homie drunk for her first time this summer. FORESKINS. best night ever. Pete and CK came over and the four of us wrecked havoc. Streaking, late night swims, John Lennon... no words

we also got up one morning at 10 am to drive to friggin Cambridge MN to Jeremy's random- ass friend's cabin for the day. IT. WAS. AWESOME. And I ate Reese's Puffs for the first time.

on Mattie's birthday Emily had an open house and sober Mattie literally just ran around all night snapping pictures and videos of our drunken selves. She also forced me and arps to kiss in front of her which is absolutely hilarious

one time me and Mattie were driving home from the hunger games and we flicked off the car next to us cuz we thought it was our friend but it was actually a 50 year old man and he started following us and we went on a mad car chase through the windy neighborhoods of downtown Excelsior til we finally shut our car off in a ditch and lost him

one time we put TKM pics in the Target picture frames LOL WE ARE HILARIOUS and we smashed watermelons on Strauss& Tali's driveways and ceran-wrapped Jesse's car L O L

and today on this bittersweet last night of summer Arps Madelyn and I surprised her at her house with hugs:(

MAAAADELYN

this little frickin shit. I also got her drunk for her first time the very first night of summer hahahah she was super sad cuz she had just gotten back from graduation and goodbyes and Ryan and choir and meh and so we got drunk and it was HILARIOUS she made me leave the room every time she wanted to take a shot cuz she was so nervous

one time we were at my cabin and madelyn went home early. not very lolz

one time me Madelyn and Mattie went to Lake Calhoun and thought we were super hot shit so we walked around the whole lake barefoot and got blisters and couldn't walk for 2 days. Then when we were getting food at this outdoor restaurant called the Tin Fish two people passed out from the heat. I lol'd. People stared.

idk we made a lot of mac n cheese this summer

ELZ

LOL butts out saturday. tbt to that one time we got drunk off tequila on the pontoon to cure our sadness then just danced around butt naked for 2 hours. never any shame with this chick.

ok so we went out to eat a LOT but the best was when we went to Kona sushi bar and both ordered two rolls then the dessert tray rolls around and we both got a dessert... one of our lower moments.

Elza puked at my house after 4 shots, thus giving her the long- standing nickname "Elza two shots". This is the same night Nathalia thought the cops had busted our party and were coming to take her back to Columbia for breaking the rules and drinking under 18. HUGE LOLZ CUZ IT WAS JUST MADELYN AND RYAN BEING BUTTS

one time gundy and pete wanted to hang out and we told them we would then we got in the car and decided just to go to holiday and buy peachos, kit kats, and reeses and sit in Elza's basement eating and watching re runs of America's Got Talent

Elza got a boyfraaaand this year too. His name is Eric and he is absolutely fabulous. I love him. He's a nerd and she's a dork and they love each other. And Elza now has a babysitter when she's drunk. Life is happy.

the countless ratchet post-rage perkins runs....

EJ SLINGAAA

So many crazy times with this gal. She's been there with me through thick and thin and idk how summer would have been such a ragefest without her.

Our friendship began one night after work, when we both thought we were cool enough to call a few people and get invited to a party. Needless to say we just sat in her basement eating greek yogurt watching movies all night. Yolo.?

We ate alot of ice cream and cereal. Countless trips to Yogurt Lab and such over the summer weeks. We once even ate Chipotle and Yogurt lab in a span of 20 minutes

Em was my party beetch. Our first time getting white gurl wasted together was at my house with Nathalia and the girls, Maya started twerking on the wall... lol

Then one time we went to Kelsey's from work and got drunk with her and her 20 year old friends and we were both known as the hot blondes and we flaunted our hotness obnoxiously and hooked up with two of Kelsey's friends. And ate a lot of cereal cuz I got Emily Lucky Charms for her birthday...needless to say the bag was empty the next morning.

Lots of post- rage ratchet perkins runs with this kid as well. I don't even know... we just did a lot of insane stuff. We were at a party at Erik's friend's in Chaska and my dad called me in rage and made me come home and I drove home drunk and she was right there beside me it was a magical yet terrifying experience I dont recommend it

TAYLORD

I LOVE TAYLORD we did so many stupid things this summer. On one of the first days of summer we re enacted the Hunger Games and it was legit as fuck

We also went to Big Trill Factory with the intent of only going on the gymnastics trampolines but 2 minutes into that decided we were having a HOOT and bought unlimited passes... $25 well spent.

we went to the Temple of Eck (cult-ish religious temple near our house that is thought to be the center of the universe) and asked for a tour. When they said no we drove around in circles in the parking lot honking

One other time the gang and us bought doughnuts and redbull and sat in a random aisle (aisle 6 in case you were wondering) and sat in a circle eating half price doughnuts and singing kumbaya

another time we camped out in the middle of no where Victoria and made a jiffy pop for the first time

taylor also took part in the ceran wrapping of jesso's car which was a hoot. diver dan was there

we were gonna go to the football game then a party at this kid Danny Vittera's but we got there with our doughnuts and there were 4 people there so we left and got drunk in Taylor's basement with like 4 other people

i puked at Taylor's house for the first time. whatta moment. not a good memory

NALLIE

awww my little homie g. this pic is from when I burned my hair. that same night we each got ben & jerrys and brought it to our cars then ate it as we went through the car wash. whatta moment.

we peed outside multiple times. and took pictures. multiple times.

we got pulled over by the boat cops at my cabin for not having life jackets once. seconds earlier we thought it would be a good idea to fling off our swimsuit tops and let the breeze roll in. we're idiots

idk we made jello shots once. that was neat. Nallie also puked her retainer with a fake tooth in it down the toilet and told her parents she left it at a restaurant hahahahahhaha

we held hands under the bathroom stall..twice

nallie also introduced me to the BEST movie EVER, White Chicks. If you haven't seen it yet I recommend it it's hilarious.

MEGGERZ

lol we r gey. dis pic is from that one time we thought it would be funny to write each other's names on our foreheads and go frolick in Excelsior. Little did we know we would see my ex boy friend, his current girlfriend, and his sister at the beach.... shit got awkward reeeeal fast

CAMELOT GAMES 2013. we raged. I befriended multiple Asian children and almost won at the hula hooping contest. I became even more BFF with papa b than ever before and met all of the Camelot regulars, including Robby or something that told fabulous campfire stories and sang camp songs like it was nobody's business.We also watched Ryan McCartan's big Disney debut here on Camelot Lake on the 4 inch tv screen in the trailer. memories.

we went to cross country camp and straight douched the whole fuckin time

I forced Meg and Mari and all of Mari's super hung over friends to go geocaching with me and we FOUND THE GEOCACHE it was a shining moment in my geocaching history

PETEY PIE

ahhhh pete. the best. my main squeeze.

pete was and still is the withstanding man in the foreskins posse, and i will luv him 4 ev. We have raged on countless occasions and each time i feel closer with fam.

one time I forced Pete and CK to go geocaching with me so at like 9 AM we went and after like half an hour of searching in the woods finally found one right by Jay Owen's house and it was awesome. CK put his Men's Warehouse receipt back in the container thing from prom lol

one day I get a call from pete: "klink! Jim and the fam are in Canada, but his hot tub isn't!" so Mattie Pete gundy Cart and I go to Jimmys and tub in broad daylight. Then 4 hours later I get a call "klink! one last tub!" so I zoom on over and we tub AGAIN then went bowling. lol

CK

idk CK's kind of fallen off the radar lately because he got a GF and all, but we still had some good times together this summer.

CK was also in the original foreskins. the best was when we were all trying to fall asleep in my parent's massive bed and he would not shut up with the jerry sandusky jokes hahaha

one time a bunch of us went to applebee's bingo (where you're supposed to be 18 to get in) and CK won the FIRST GAME WE WERE THERE and so he goes to get his free appetizer certificate and flags down the waitress and she just stares at him and asks if he's 18 and he's like yeah she's like can i see your ID he's like its in the car and she's like ok give me that SNATCHES THE FREE APP COUPON and WALKS AWAY. bitch. then when the bill comes around on the tip line pete literally writes "2 nickels" hahahhaah

CK also does a mean John Lennon impersonation. Glasses and all.

GUNDYYYYY

gundy is the man.

this is gundy passed out in  the music room alone. his pants were later found drying on the ping pong table.

gundy is hilarious. he ate a leaf once

he also hooked up with josie like 4 times when they were drunk it was hilARIOUS one time they were in a tent hahahahah

I think one of the best times ever was the morning after Emily's when gundy went to dispose of the goods and he literally just walks up to this trash can and drops them and they made this super loud clinking noise hahahah idk it was just funny

gundy just rocks I don't even know. Him and Elza had a little fling earlier this summer and it was super weird and short lived and now we all just look back on it and laugh

AAAARPS

lol. arps. It all started at Mattie's house one night and we were all just bitchin about school and arps strolls in in a douche tank and aviators and I'm just like lol da fuq is this kid.

then 2 weeks later we hooked up whilst under the influence. funny how that happens and now we kind of have a thing lol like wuuut

idk we rage together a lot it's funny. he also has taken part in multiple morning-after perkins runs. his car is SO COOL and he has gr8 taste in music which is always a plus

he came camping too lol that was kinda lame tbh

idk it's actually hilarious whenever he's in dr arps mode he always bursts into spontaneous rapping and magically knows every word to whatever song is on at the moment. like what the fuck I wish I had that super power

one time he snuck over through the basement window and it was literally for 45 minutes. I told my dad no one was here but he toooootally knew. my dad knows everything. then the morning after I realized I forgot to put this part of the window back and my dad called me out on it and it was hilarious

arps looks like a turtle in this pic lol

HANNERZ

idk hannah rocks. one time i was just sitting at home in bed minding my own business on netflix when i get a text saying "there are tacos on your doorstep. bring a blanket and pillow and get in the car." so I did and it was great i got free tacos and slumboed at her house after some offroadin in Cory's jeep lol

We went on this kid Justin's boat a lot which was actually super fun he's SO nice. he lives in plymouth on Bass Lake idk

whenever I wanted bdubs or something hannerz wuz alweyz there 4 me. Or if I was just super bored she wuz always there lol

I hate her cats though they're really fuckin ugly

Rilz

my LITTLE NUGGET i LOVE REILLY

she's the best. she made me go roller blading with her and Amalie once which sucked though let me tell you I literally fell on my ass multiple times. I now have a scar on my butt

reilly came to Kelsey's that one night and she was absolutely hysterical. HMU for details.

idk we went laser tagging alot, personal fav was when we went with Ben Cooke aka wizard. he completely destroyed us

one time we were in excelsior and saw jake worthen and his random friend from california and they got licks with us then we all decided to go play Cooking Mama and Mariokart in my basement. so that happened.

idk Reilly just rocks. we went to uptown and caribou a lot and her and Ian are/ were the best thing ever

Eri-Erik

sorry erik but this is the only pic of you i have and it's like a year old but luv u still.

Erik is awesome. I still have part of his quesadilla maker though and I feel bad.

Erik came to Emily's little rager though and he was a hoot everyone loved him and his friend. They were so awesome hahahahah Erik rocks

Erik works at Michaels seriously how fuckin sweet is that ARTS AND CRAFTS

No but yeah one time Erik invited us to this party in Chaska so me and Emily went and it was a total sausage fest plus us and 2 girls and it was hilARIOUS but no Erik's friends are super cool. Rachel and her Canadian Bayside friend also showed up later with a hookah which was snazz. Erik's friend Tony is awsum too but he puked at his own house and just sat upstairs eating bread the whole time and I felt bad

so ya that's about it. I know I missed a lot of ppl but honesetly it's 1:04 in the AM the night before the first day of SEENYA YEAR so I gotta crash. peace and love to my homies luv u all hugs not drugs

Here's to an AMAZING summer filled with AMAZING PEOPLE and ahMAZING adventures. You're all crazy and I love you for it.

Until next time

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p.s.- PLEASE go look at the stars. Tonight and every night. This world is absolutely wonderful. WOOOO SUMMA 2013!!

p.p.s tonight I went to the car wash and it was the biggest adrenaline rush of my entire life ok goodnight

<3

Inflamed Manes& Indian Food

Busy busy busy jeez ok so woke up from the Bruno's house (where I went to an Asian restaurant, set my hair on fire, and ate ice cream while in the car wash) and showered then went downstairs and Mama B had prepared some banana bread for me and it was fab. We talked about college and Iowa State since I obvi wanna go there so effin bad and shit and she made everything seem really easily attainable and it made me happy. My mom never does that she just tries to tell me what I'm doing wrong in life so it was all quite the relief.

No but yeah the Bruno's was actually so fun and relaxing. I got there at like 5 and we went to this Chinese restaurant called Yang's and it was SO GOOD then we came home and Nallie and I went geocaching and didn't find shit and I was pist but it's k.

We went back and drove to the car wash and ate ice cream in the car and honestly it was one of the most thrilling experiences of my entire life. I was screaming joyously at the top of my lungs. I need to do that more often.

Then yeah my hair set on fire cuz when we got back we went in her parent's jacuzzi thing and set candles everywhere and listened to music and shit and I had my hair up in a messy bun and I laid back to far and heard this sizzling noise but luckily I caught it just in time before it started doing any real damage. We looked all around my head though and couldn't find anything though which is nice so I don't know where it is and it's not visible or anything. But holy shit that's definitely in the top 10 most scarring moments of my life so far.

And then I drove home today and went to work and it was quite relaxing as usual. It was kind of busy but who gives a fuck really. I think the new girl Katie thinks we're all insane cuz we kept talking about flappy finger wounds and LOTR but lol I honestly couldn't give two shits you're at Subway what do you expect.

So yeah came home (drank) (jk) (just a song reference) to Paget and Dave cleaning Paget's new VW convertible...why. That is all I have to say on that. Just why. So I obviously wanted to GTFO of there so I called Emily and she zoomed on down to la casa Klink and we drove to uptown in my NEWLY CLEANSED ACURA it was so fun. We just laid on the beach and people watched. There was this guy who had a pet bird that like followed him around and sat on his shoulder the whole like hour he was there

hahahah like what the actual fuck. There were also like 4 rowdy Somalian boys dancing obnoxiously to Michael Jackson behind us but I'm not gonna talk about them at all cuz ALL THEY WANT IS PUBLICITY AND I'M NOT GIVIN IT TO EM. That didn't make sense but ok.

Then we were gonna just go to some random ass restaurant but walked past that fabulous Indian restaurant Reilly and I went to last summer and we simply could not resist. We both got curry-ish dishes and naan and it was SOOOOOOOOOO GOOD I can't even begin to explain how awesome it was. Foodgasm literally.Oh and I brought Emily to Cheapo for her FIRST TIME and she loved it. I mean how can you not it's so fuckin cool. I got a Slightly Stoopid CD and this Hawaiian instrumental CD and I am SO EXCITED about both of them. The Hawaiian one was only $1.95 lul wut a steal.Oh and my card got declined at the Indian place and I was like da fuuuuuq so I

checked online and I only had $2.18 left on it... I had $200 on it 5 days ago. Hahhahahahahahahahhaha. But who fuckin cares it's payday tomorrow.

Yeah so then we left and went to TJ Maxx which is always an absolute delight and Em got a new bra wooooo then we went to Madelyn's and watched TV cuz she's sick and ate cereal (even though I was about ready to explode from the Indian food) and watched America's Next Top Model. But I have a problem with sitting and watching TV I simply cannot do it so after 2 episodes I had to leave. Madelyn wuz pist but she knows and understands I have issues. Lul. Ya. So Em and I went to Excelsior and met up with Jake and his friend right outside Jake's apartment and just chilled and talked for like 15 minutes then they left and we went to my house for like 20 minutes chilled and Em went home. And that brings us to now. Liz got 6 teeth pulled out today which is gross but really sad at the same time cuz that would suuuuuuuuuuck. And now her smile looks like Heidz's lololololol

Until next time

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Big Trill& the Doughnut Pow Wow

Today wuz gud lul surprise. No but I got off work at like 4 and Taylor picked me up and we went back to my house trying to decide on fun stuff to do so we went to Adele's cuz Taylor had his moms credit card hahahah so yeah we got concretes and tried going past our friend Riley's caricature stand to harass him but alas he was not here and we were sad.

So instead we went to Big T(h)rill Factory and were initially just going to go on the huge gymnastics trampolines but had WAY too much fun on those and decided to get unlimited passes. I'm still embarrassed about this but at the same time not at all cuz it was unfuckin REAL we went on this huge spider slide thing then we wanted to go rock climbing but you needed tennis shoes and I didn't have any so I went up to this super sketch guy with gauges and facial piercings and hopelessly asked him if I could borrow his tennies and he was like lol sure so I DID and it was a huge struggle getting up dat rock wall doe but I did it. Then we played bumper cars with a dad and his toddler and it was so sadly fun hahahahah then the ropes course and the ball pitt yada yada.

Alana and Josie called us up and was like yo let's go to Hurricane Wings y'all so we did and met up with Sam Schect too. It was a grand old time. I got quesadillas and Alana told us all about her Apple River adventures which were actually hilarious. Then we went back to Taylor's house and chilled for like 3 hours and all of us were basically on the verge of sleep and Taylor just like springs off the couch at like 10:30 and is like K LET'S GO DO SOMETHING GOD DAMMIT so we maxi packed in his Jeep and went to Chan Cinema. We literally sat in front of it for 10 minutes pawing at the glass doors sadly cuz we knew they were closed but we just wanted free leftover popcorn. Then finally one guy chooses to stop ignoring us and opens the door asking what we want and we're like lol free popcorn? So we went up the front desk and she scoops up our popcorn and is like what size do you want and we're like kkkkkk we were hoping you'd just give it to us for free since you're closing and she's like fuq no fuq y'all high school brats so we're like ok fine h8 u and we left.

We decided to go to Cub and were obviously drawn to the bakery/free kid's cookie section where there were NO FREE COOKIES. We were peeved. But there was a 13 count box of doughnuts... and of course I am pressured into buying it. So the 5 of us sit criss-cross applesauce on the floor in Aisle 6 and eat our doughnuts and contemplate life. Shortly after Sam bought a community Red Bull for all to share and Taylor bought a single package of Ramen hahahah what the fuck but yeah. It was awesome. And then we left and hopefully there's gonna be a party at Taylor's tomorrow night for all us but we'll see. YAY


Until next time

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Plymouth& Scandy Planning

ONE GOOD DAY AFTER ANOTHER YAY woke up ran came home went to work and it was literally the ultimate crew workin at the sub. All girls. It rocked.

Then Hannah picked me up and we drove to Plymouth to some kid Justin's house on the lake and it was SO FUN. He was so nice. I mean there were a few awkward moments but whatev. It was kind of scary though because at first the boat wouldn't start and I was like well fuck I hate jet skiing mehhh but then he fixed it somehow and all was well. We just kind of boated around the lake and stopped at this sand bar for a bit and chilled and talked and shit idk. I was the only one that took my life jacket off though which was kind of weird lul but he let me drive the boat while he was tubing cuz I told him I had my boater's safety license which is a blatant lie but who rely cares tbh.

Yeah so we were on the lake for a supa  long time like WAY longer than I thought, almost 4 hours! TIME FLIES THURSDAY LOOOOOL no but yeah we came in and went in the hot tub cuz I was cold as fuck.

Then it got super steamy so we went inside and Justin's cousin Will or something came over and we played Cards Against Humanity and it was SO FUN hahahhahaha. Oh and Will got us all McDonalds which was un fuckin real. I had an Oreo McFlurry holy tits. Yeah so then after like 2 hours of that we drove home. Twas a day well spent.

Then like half an hour later Mattie came over and then later Elza and Madelyn and we sat in my bedroom and plotted Saturday's scheme of events. I'm so flucking excited. Yeah so then we hear this little voice in the window and it is simply Emily calling to us from my front yard hahahahah how she got there I have no idea. But yeah she came over and we all migrated to the basement and schemed more and snapped Jeremy and told Emily our plans and eerybody was just getting hella pumped. So we'll see how that goes.

Then everyone left and I once again slunk away into my roomly abode and did fuckin online gym which always sucks. UGH. But otherwise today was fab.

Until next time

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Food& New Friends

Yesterday was phun lul. Woke up and ran and was followed by Greta in the cemetery which was annoying as FUCK but moving on. Went to work at the sub and like half an hour in my boss comes up to me and is like Anna... you weren't supposed to come in until 10 but it's k dnt wurry bout it. I literally felt so stupid hahahah so I was there an hour earlier than I was supposed to be. But whatev yeah work was gr8 we talked about Harry Potter and Pokemon (my two favorite subjects) and my dad was like 45 minutes late to picking me up.. it's whatever.

 Pops and I went to the dump for whatever reason and then went home and Emily came and picked me up to go to uptown. So yeah we got in the car and were heading down 7 and I was like hey let's go to FDaves so I can pick up my tips and she's like lol sure so we did and I told Johnny about geocaching at Meg's cabin and he was so excited hahahhaha.

Yeah so then we left for uptown and picked up Elza and Madelyn from the Children's Theatre cuz they're doing this sweet summer play called Hair and I'm literally so excited to see it. It's all about hippies and getting fucked up in the '60s. LOL. So we picked 'em up and I was literally STARVING cuz I hadn't really eaten since 10:30 and it was 5 so we went to Chipotle and it was literally GODLY and I

used my BOGO coupon with Madelyn so it was hella cheap. swag. Then literally 20 minutes later we went to Yogurt Lab across the street and ate ice cream. 1500 calories later and absolutely no regrets. We stayed there for a while and chatted and it was supa nice and relaxing since I was literally bushed from work. Then Jake Hammond called Mad Dawg and was like hey gurl come over so we did and it was actually SO FUN. It was me, Madelyn, Elza, Emily, Jack Morton (love him), Maggie Patterson, Jack&Jake Hammond, Will Hoverman, Karl, and some other people and it was so theatre-y I couldn't even handle it. So Maggie Jack Morton and I snuck away and played blackjack alone in the corner and bonded. Literally in love with both of them. Then we went back to talk to them and were gonna play this charades type game but Reilly came over like 5 minutes later and I knew she did not want to associate with the theatre crowd and plus I also really wanted to hear about her trip so we left and went to Excelsior and it was actually awesome.

 We saw Jake Worthen and his friend Henry from California who was super cool at Jake O'Connors and chatted with them then went to Lick's to get some FREE ice cream from the Brausen clan. Then we walked around the lake and to the baseball field and saw Jake and his friend AGAIN so I was just like okay guys just come over and play MarioKart with us in my basement this is obviously fate. So they did and I absolutely destroyed them every time it was thoroughly embarrassing on my part but hey whatev. Then we played Cooking Mama which I hate and Reilly killed

everyone. Little fucker. Yeah so they were super cool  and at like 11:30 they all left except Reilly and we just sat upstairs and ate more food hahahah once again no regrets. Then she left and I crawled into my snuggle chamber aka bedroom and did a lesson of online gym and went to bed. Solid.

Until next time

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Perkins& Twinklies

Today was gud but I did a bunch of shit. I got woken up by mama K telling me I had to drive Liz somewhere at 10:30 so I had to WAKE UP fuckin 40 MINUTES EARLIER THAN USUAL to go run then I got back and showered and took Liz then went to work which was fab but Travis cut his finger which was kind of nasty. Eh. Then I drove to go pick up Liz and took a wrong turn so I backed up in this person's driveway and hit their mailbox LOOOOOOL I'm such an idiot hahahahhahah yeah so I picked up Liz and Al Pal her bff and we went to Cub and met up with my mom so I could get some (junk) food for Meg's cabin. So I obviously bought Peachos, creme sodas, bbq chips, yogurt pretzels and cookies. Nom nom nom.

Then I went to work and I was so effing tired ugh but it was fine and super average and shit but CAROL THE LADY WHO DOES MY EYEBROWS CAME INTO FD TODAY!!!! I was ecstatic. I luv her. So did Mrs. Glaccum and first thing she says when she sees me and Andy (27 year old host need I say more)- "Don't do what he did" HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH PG YOU KILL ME. Yeah so he was not happy about this but wutev. Then I got cut and rolled silverwear and I was gonna go to Taylor's but I drove past his house and there were literally zero cars so I just went straight to Perkins hahahahah cuz Mattie and Arps and I were getting some din there. Which hit the SPOT I got a ham and cheese omelet and it was spectacular. Then after they both came to my house and we played fooseball and Mariokart and Mattie tried to flirt with Arps and he simply was not having that hahhaha.Shelbz also had her movie night and we simply just didn't go hahahahah but a bunch of my friends were there could not have cared less hahahahah I'm the biggest douche. But then yeah Mattie left and Arps and I were alone in my room and literally just laid and listened to music with the twinkly lights on and read through stupid tweets and dumb Reddit posts. He was totally laying the smack down and I tooootally would have but Mattie would have absolutely KILLED me. I love Arps lol. Yeah so he left and we hugged I guess idk we're in 8th grade again

Until next time

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Chaska friends& Chino

Okay so lets start 2 days ago, Sunday night. I worked a double at FD which was actually super fun, Erin and I bonded and shit and Nick was being hilarious and yeah idk it was gud then at night I got ice cream with my main douche Meggerz and we douched so hard lol then I drove her home and Hannah Liz and I hung out with those guys again from last night. It was actually super chill, we all just went to Hannah's and hung out and talked. It's never awkward with them and I don't get why hahaha. But yeah then we played ten fingers and we were sharing secrets and I told John one of my biggest secrets then I told him he should tell one and he said he didn't want to right now but that he would tell me eventually. So then like half an hour later we were alone and he told me all about his life problems and shit and all the stuff he's been through and I felt so bad. But I'm really glad he told me because I could tell he'd been waiting to meet a girl he could trust enough to tell all this stuff to and for whatever reason I was that girl. But yeah it was awesome that he did that and we were texting after and he kept telling me how I was so awesome but asked why I don't go for nice guys like him and just hook up with random guys and it really made me think. Cuz frankly I have no idea why I am the way I am, but I think it's all just a phase. At this point I honestly can't control it.. I'm young. Idk.

Yeah so then they left at like 1:30 AM and I slept over at Hannah's with Liz and her and I got the bed ALL TO MYSELF IT WAS FABULOUS then I had to wake up hella early for work so I did and it was actually fine I was just kind of tired then when I got home from FD at night I literally hit my bed and absolutely crashed at 10:30 which is soooo early for me hahah.

So that leads us to TODAY WOOOOOOO woke up ran it was SO FUCKING HOT then I went to work which is always fabulous and then I came home and tanned and shit and went to work at FD at 4:30 and worked with Taylor and Erin which was an absolute delight even though Taylor was being kind of a bitch but wutev. Then after work Jake Szarzynski calls me up and is like Anna let's chill so we met in Excelsior and then Courtney called me and was like Anna let's DO SOMETHING so she came with too and we went to friggin Chino Latino in uptown it was fabulous. We got there and Jake's like you guyzzz we gotta take this bomber shots so we're like kay sure so we ordered them ($10 later like k) and got these sweet headbands and chopsticks. Courtney and I had no idea what the fuck was going on. So we put the headbands on and this guy comes over with these drink things and you stack one little cup (filled with Red Bull) on top of the big cup (filled with Red Bull and something else I'm pretty sure) using chopsticks then on the count of three you yell "BONZOS" and hit the table as hard as you can and the small cup falls into the big cup and it makes a big splash then it's a race to see who can finish their drink first. Needless to say it was totally awesome and totally worth it hahahah. Then we got some sushi which was hella cheap and gud and went home blasting sum surrius bass in the Mini Cooper. I LOVE then Mini Cooper. I was just pissed cuz I had curfew and it was such a perfect night to just walk around and I had to go HOME and plus I had Red Bull and I'm still livin' off that hype right now lolololol. Yeah so now I'm here and I just talked to Ryan and I miss him and stuff mehhhhh I need to go down there soon well yeah bye

Until next time

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FD's& Jew Fros

Woke up ran got home and saw bmach at my fucking kitchen counter. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY yeah so that happened then I went to work at the sub and it was hella slow and after that I was gonna go to the bank and it was CLOSED and I was PISSED so instead I just went to Target and got a smoothie.

After that I went to work at FDaves which is always a blast. Mike was working and I hadn't seen him in 4evs so that was awesome hahaha. Idk tho nothing worth telling as far as FD today... sorry boys and girls.

Then AFTER work is when all the fun stuff happened. I brought my mom home some FD chow and we ate it together on her bed it was so cute then Hannah came and picked me up and we went to Excelsior and met up with her ex bf (I don't even remember his name lol Chase or something) and like 10 of his friends and went swimming. Only like 2 went swimming at first and I became BFF with this kid John(in the picture). He's awesome. He has a jew fro and he yoyos and does nordic and shit. Yeah so then we all went to Micky D's and after we left so did like everyone except me Hannah John and this Robby kid and we all just went back to my house and explored outside until my mom finally let us go inside. We sat in my basement and played rock band and I absolutely destroyed everyone. It was easily one of the prouder moments of my life. Then we watched Doctor Who and I got hella confused and frustrated cuz I'd never seen it before so we turned it off and just kind of sat there and talked and John was cuddling up in Dave's blanket being all bizarre and idk why but I think he is just absolutely fabulous.Yeah so then after they left we all started messaging on this Kik thing cuz I didn't want to give any of them my number yet and its pretty gey but wutev it works. We're supposedly going laser tagging tomorrow though which ROCKS OH YEAH LASERE TAG. The other kid's a little weird but wutev. Oh and I saw Meg at McDonald's LOL DOUCHE PROBS MAXIN OUT

Until next time

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Geos& Ouijas

Today was fab. Woke up worked out then came home and realized there was no food so I went to the store and got some shit and came home and showered and was welcomed with a text from Pete asking if we were still geocaching today. OH YEAH WE ARE. So Pete and CK came over and we went to our first location. Oh ps the app was ten fucking dollars lul whatever totally worth it I literally don't even care but yeah so we went to our first location and CK was being a huge buzzkill and NOT even TRYING but yeah that was sad so we went to another one and STILL couldn't find it. We found like 3 empty bottles of booze that we thought might be it but probably not. lol wuuuuuuuut so yeah then we went to our third location which was supa close to my house and walked down a trail and did some searching and FOUND IT!!!!! It was so exhilarating. We opened up the little box and signed our names and took a little butterfly from it and put in a Men's Warehouse reciept hahahah k. But yeah then we went to Sean's lake house and were gonna write on the walls but couldn't find a sharpie so we just took some random food out of the fridge and called it a day.

Then I sat on my deck and tanned and listened to country whilst eating raisins. The good life. Then I went to work at 4 and I was so excited cuz tonight I worked the PATIO!!!! It was awesome. It was super busy the whole time and I literally busted my ass for 3 and a half straight hours but I luvd it. Oh and creepy side story I was seating this old man and he was like hey why don't you come sit over here with me and I'm like haha no and he's like no you can sit on my lap soooo then I just walked away as awkwardly as I possibly could and freaked the fuck out at Alex and he lold. Yeah so I got off work and I really just wanted some Target sushi so I got it god dammit and went to DQ and hung out with Liz and Hannah for like 10 minutes then they left and I went to Alana's with Cart Sam and Josie and we played Bananagrams and I thought I was totally just going to destroy them but turns out Josie's like a fuckin god at that game and she just destroyed us every time. Oh and when I walked into Josie's house I was greeted with Sam pointing a gun at my chest which is always nice.

Yeah so then we got bored of that so we decided to channel the gods with Josie's store bought Ouija board (I think I spelled that right) which was actually hilarious because Josie's mom was there and she was FLIPPING OUT the whole time and Sam and Carter were trying to freak her out and she legit ran out of the room in fear hahahahah yeah so then Sam started singing Ring Around the Rosie and this pic was taken which is super cute.Then I drove Alana home and she was playing with Kyle's weird bag of stuff and spilled his flask in my car hahahahhahaha lol. And we also decided we were going camping soon and just getting absolutely gone so that should be a blast and a half.

Until next time 

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Suntans& Snackin'

Ok today I woke up ran and almost got heat stroke it wuz kinda scurry but then I got home and went to work and Tina and Travis were cat fighting the whole time lololol like k yeah then I left and Peter and I were texting cuz I  forced him to eat a double decker and it was fun lolol im gey.

Next I was drivin home then got a call from Mattie so she came over and we sat out on my deck for like an hour and talked cuz I hadn't seen her in 4 fuckin evr lul. We talked about Jer and just like our lives idk. Then I had work at FD which was extremely average. Then I went to Mattie's house after and I got a call from CK and Pete telling me to go to Dave's and said that WYATT KELLER was gonna be there who's really hot so we were pumped. But I didn't really want to rage tonight so wutev. Then like 2 minutes later I get a call from Dave saying his parents are home like kayyyyyyyyyy so we didn't go and Arps and Maddie O'Connor came over and it was actually super fun and chill we just talked and ate snacks and talked about geocaching tomorrow but NO ONE CAN I'm so annoyed I wish Rilz was home cuz she would...meh. Yeah so now I'm here in bed alone listening to Macklemore and contemplating what is life.Meh.

Until next time

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Calhoun& Captain

Gr8 full first day back.

Woke up, ran, then went to work but I left hella early so I just went to the gas station and slept for like 10 minutes lolol. Yeah so then Maddie and I went to Lake Calhoun to go run around the lake which is always a grand old time. She filled me in on her latest boy gossip and I told her all the deets about shizz in my life too. Then we went swimming and this guy was trying to hit on this ratchet Mexican chick by telling her their zodiac signs were compatible and therefore should get to know each other. K? no then he approached us and asked us if we wanted toothbrushes to brush our teeth in the lake. We then left and went to The Cafeteria like 2 blocks away and sat on the rooftop which was AWSUM I got these lobster tacos and they were soooo good and then we left and went home and that was that lul fun.

On the way to Maddie's house I saw Seano driving and he called me asking to hang out so we did. We went driving in his new truck which is a $450 piece of shit hahahahah it literally sucks it's so loud it sounds like a steam boat or something. Yeah so we drove around in that for a little while and got plenty of looks then he dropped me off and I went home and ate Cinnamon Toast Crunch and watched the old Footloose movie alone cuz I didn't have plans til like 9. It was actually super nice lul.

Then I went to go pick up CK and Pete for some late night adventures. Aka me driving us around failing at finding fun things to do. At first CK wanted us to go to Teddy's house to pick up some booze, but Teddy's supplier is a piece of shit and was in Winona so we wasted like 20 minutes driving around doing legitimately nothing but listen to Teddy complain about how she sucks. Then we went to Pete's cuz he wanted to go swimming so he got sum swim trunks, but neither CK nor I wanted to go swimming so we just drove around aimlessly as CK tried to find someone to get booze from. then we went to nikkls schnidz house and his brother gave us some Captain and we were stuck with the fuckin bottle and I was scared shitless cuz we were driving with opened alcohol in our car and on the way back from his house we got followed like 5 miles by this Jeep and I was literally pooping my pants. Then after a little while he finally turned away and we got some Wendy's to calm ourselves down and bcuz that's where we were gonna put the bottle but really we just ended up putting it on the side of a random road lul. Yeah so then we went to Deephaven beach cuz Pete wanted to swim so we did and we saw a boy and a girl laughing in the distance and after many a courageous convincings approached them only to find out it was Ben Lund and Nicole Rosenthal. Lul. Yeah so we swam with them then went home the end.

Until next time

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Tstorms& Peachos

SORRY I HAVENT POSTED IN FOREVER. I'll start being more consistent though now that I'm back from my cabin for a while.

Life updates:

1)mom and dad found out about one of the parties since Dave ratted me out...@$$hole. They weren't that mad though, just disappointed and now they dont let me stay home alone anymore :'(

2)at the cab, nallie and I got stopped by the boat cops and Ry and I had a 3 hour long pillow fight. Nallie and I also hit 105 in the 1999 taurus shaggin wagon on the backroads at the cabin

3)we went to Hayward at the cab and went to the original Famous Daves which sucked

4)I WON $25 AT BINGO WOOOOOOOO OH YEAH

5)I hung out with Jim Jam in Excelsior and we watched a fashion show. It was weird.

6)Last night at fuckin 12:30 at night I get a call from pete asking for my garage code...just no.

7)Dad bought a fuckin tractor

Okay so that brings us to today kind of? 

Woke up, left the cabin at 8 cuz I had work at 11 and we were gonna drop off Jaws at the brunos. For all of you who do not know the Jaws story, last summer Ryan was at my cabin and he won this little fuckin shark thing playing games at the county fair. The carney lady was old and fat and smoking a cig and Ryan wanted nothing to do with that shark, so when he left the cabin he hid it in Greta's kennel so we were stuck with it. That New Years we brought it to their house and taped it to the top of their TV. And thus the war began. We've been hiding it at each other's houses every time we see each other since then. So on the way home from the cabin there was a fuckin colossal downpour and we had to pull over. But its all good Jaws returned home to his rightful owner, despite the fact I was a bit late to work. I texted Nallie the pic below saying "Catch him before he swims away in all this rain" hahahahahhahahahah how funny am i not that funny ok

Then I went to work and there was a new manager and he's weird but I'll just learn to deal with it lol #life but yeah then I came home and liz and I watched Diary of a Wimpy Kid which is SUCH AND UNDERRATED MOVIE it's awesome. The friggin cheese touch. l.o.l. yeah so then Liz and I went to the Excelsior beach cuz we were bored then went to Licks and saw Hannah working and Tiny was there harassing her typical.. we got free ice cream tho so wutev. Then Liz and I went to Maynards and split waffle fries and it was unGODLY hot which kind of sucked but wutev they were obvi good. Then Elza called me and was like lol come over so I did and we ate ice cream then decided it was really good so we went to Holiday and got friggin peachos kit kats and reeses bites. SOOOO GOOOD then we watched America's Got Talent which is always awesome. One of the talents was throwing plungers at peoples' backs and making it stick like lol KAYyyyYYyy. 

Yeah so then Jimmy called me and was like Anna come to Excelsior so I did and couldn't find them at first then saw someone on top of a roof which I figured was them and alas it twas. Jimmy Alana Josie and I were in Excelsior for like 5 minutes then the bugs sucked so we went to Alana's and looked at old pictures of Alana in male form. Aka ages 5-8. Then Marissa came over and it was grand. And then I went home and now we're here, stranded upstairs because dad's redoing the floor and we're banned from stepping foot in the fudging main level. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT. Ok wutev h8 u all jk oh and I got my IB scores back and I got 5's WOOOO and Nikkls Schnidds just called me SCORE lul #spanishfriends #bye

Until next time 

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Beavers& Brunswick

Woke up, went swimming with the gals at Lotus, cleaned up, they went home, I showered, then off to FD I went.

Sssssssssssssssssundayyyyyyyyyy was even worse than SaTURD day as far as work. I was so hung over it was lolz worthy. I remember not being able to stop myself from talking, and apparently when Ana said hi to me in the morning all I did was put my hand on her shoulder and smile. Lol. And I also remember going outside on the patio and putting my arms on the host stand with Luke and just staring at each other for like 2 minutes. Then I told him about last night and he lol'd. Happy Father's Day boys and girls.

Then there was a torrential fuckin rain at like 6:30 that day and mass chaos and shit and I don't even remember anything else significant about that day except for the fact that it was my first time working with Emily which was actually super fun hahahah. I gave her and Mike ENDLESS SHIT! Actually the entire fuckin staff did hahahaha. Then Madelyn and Elza came and I went and talked to them and Madelyn was like hey yeah remember that car outside your house last night? That was me and Ry. I was debating whether Or not I should actually sleep over cuz I felt sick. OKAY EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK(lol bold up in dis bitch). I flipped at her but whatev shit happens yo.

After work Emily Mike Reilly Ben and I planned on hittin up Brunswick for some late night laser tag and that is exACTLY what we did and it was fab. Ben schooled us all even though it was his first time. Surprise surprise. Oh and did I mention Mike didn't even come in  he just sat in his fuckin car and talked to his girlfriend. How lame is that. So yeah we gamed, we bowled, we left. Em and I came back to my house and talked for like an hour then she really wanted me to sneak out and I was like LUL SORRY THE RENTS WOULD NOT B HAP so she left and ran over a beaver on the way home hahahahah lol k what the fuck. Yeah so not that k00l of a day sry guyz

Until next time

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Grad Parties& GNO

SaTURD day. Aka. THE AFTERMATH.

Came home after work (which was brutal a'f) and realized how fucking ratchet my house was. I took pics though guys no worries. Elza and Emily and Madelyn came over to help me clean up and were in literal shock and the mess. Hahahahha. No regrets.

After that we went to Nick's grad party (where Meg was of COURSE) and he had a nacho bar that was delish. Then we went to Katherine Fried's which was actually really cool. It was like French themed and her house was super cute. I luvd it. Then we went to Ry's grad party which was SO over the top let me tell you. Candy bar, photobooth, Mini doughnut, cheese curd, corn dog, and fries booths made on the spot, cotton candy, tablecloths, cake pops, you name it. It was there. But it was actually really cute so props to Judy. We stayed for the vast majority of it, and Mad Dawg and I were the first to embark on le photo booth. lul. Then fuckin Kyle showed up and I beelined it back to the photobooth cuz I did NOT want to talk to him. He annoys me so effin much he chats me and snaps me EVERY FUCKIN DAY.So yeah then I also became BFF with Jack Morton today. He rox.

I saw Maya and stuff at Ry's grad party then we all started plotting tonight's shenanigans and decided it was defs gonna be a girls night. So me, Elza, Maya, Em and NATHALIA came back to la casa Klink and had a grand old time. If you know what I mean. All I remember is that Maya and Elza tried twerking off the treadmill and we listened to Mike's beats AGAIN and Emily was like orgasming. Lol k no.

Then at like 1:30 a car shows up outside of our house and we all start freaking the fuck out. It kind of looked like a cop car too. Not only is that bad, but if Nathalia got caught she would have been sent home immediately. So she was literally on the verge of tears until finally 20 minutes later two people get out of the car, look at our house, get back in their cars, and drive away. SO SCARY. Yeah so then we all were fine and went to bed. It was weird...but fun

Until next time

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Foreskins& Streaking

Hey kids sorry it's been a while. I'm gonna try to split the events of the past week or so into a couple blogs because shit has gone DOWN.

Okay so last time I blogged was the fifteenth...oh jk it was like 12am so it was practically the 14th.

Last Friday is when we lived. THE FIRST TIME.

The rents were giving me and the 19- year- old brother the opportunity of a lifetime- being out of town ALL WEEKEND. And you better damn well believe we took advantage of it. Lol but not really. Ok so yeah I went to work then Madelyn and I went shopping after and I got like 3 new shirts and I was pumped then we got Jamba Juice holy fuck is that good.

Next I called up M Town (privacy) & the boys and we had a jolly old time. Madelyn and I went and picked up CK& Pete, then came back and made some nooooodles. Then M Town and Ben and Zack and Ian came over and we hung out in the basement and just kind of chillaxed, then Brenna came over with some goodies but we had to go to the store and grab some chasers& red solos so we left and Brenna told me all of her ratchet summer tales. So lolzworthy. She hooked up with Charlie Holmgren like ew Bstan plz have some class. So yeah we got home she was acting all cool thinkin she was the shit and everyone was getting annoyed with her. Then Ian left with Jack (WE'RE GOING ON A DOUBLE DATE ON TUESDAY) and Brenna left shortly after (lol didnt even care). Then M Town had her FIRST SHOT it was so exhilarating. And from there everything was uphill. We went down to the basement and started listening to Mike's beats and just kind of chilled. It was awesome. Then I dont really remember anything else except for the fact everyone left but Pete and CK then Jacob just randomly showed up at like midnight. And then CK Pete M Town and I went swimming in the rain at like 2 AM and we also went star tipping (cuz both were on the bucket list) and streaking. It was AWESOME. Literally no other way to describe it. Then we got back and hung out with Dave's friend Reid from college and he was HILARIOUS. Jacob and him got along very well if you know what I mean... then M Town CK Pete and I slept in my mom's bed and CK was literally being hilarious and rapped about Jerry Sandusky attacking children in a gym locker room hahahaha. And Pete kept complaining about how he wanted to go to Perkins I was like lol k can u not

Until next time

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Tacos&Sunshine

OKAY sorry I wasn't able to post last night. Save your tears cuz this is a gud story.

Yesterday I woke up went to work and came home. Then Elza and Mattie came and picked me up, and we wanted to go get henna tattoos somewhere. So we google mapped it on Mattie's iPhone and it brought us to this super sketchy apartment complex in EP and we had no idea what to do so of course they send ME inside to go talk to the guy. I awkwardly asked if there was a henna artist in the building and he just kind of laughed said no and told me to leave. It was awful. Then we went to Michaels and got white t shirts and paint so we could splatter paint ourselves in the park, but effing Elza was being the BIGGEST buzzkill and didn't even buy a shirt or anything. So me and Mattie bought our shizz and went back to my house and lazed around and ate frosted animal crackers.

Then Mad Dawg came over and we just kept douching around and looking at FB pics of these girls that get like 100 likes on every picture and just made fun of them. We're literally so awful. Then they all left cuz I had fuckin family dinner which was AWFUL and my parents reminded me yet again I have no future and made me CRY so I didn't do anything for the rest of the night except watch reruns of the best show EVER, Awkward. Literally watched 5 episodes alone in my bed in the wee hours of the night.

Then my friend Hannah texts me and is like k hi we're bringing you tacos and I'm like ok?? So they roll up with a 24 pack of Doritos Locos and honestly I couldn't help but to drive away with them. So I quick went upstairs and asked my sleeping mother if I could slumbo at Hannah's and her response was "k bye" so I left. We went through puddles and ate tacos and I would not have had it any other way. We all got back to Hannah's and douched around some more and I literally did not fall asleep until like 3 cuz of all the chitter chatter that was going in the room down from me.

So I awoke at 7:48 the next morning with the daily angry call from mom telling me I had to go to Feed My Starving Children. I told her that was absolutely not happening because the forecast was 80 degrees and sunny. So I stayed home ran and washed my car. It was fab. Then I went to go pick Madelyn up and I got to her house and friggin Ryan was there in his indie as fuck floral snapback and I'm just like k. Then he dissed my country music (AGAIN) and I drove him home. On our way back to my house, Madelyn and I were stopped by a lemonade stand and it was literally the cutest thing ever so we went and it was SO GOOD. Then we went back to my house and Mattie came and picked us up and we were off. Lake Calhoun- ONWARD.

Once we got to Calhoun, we instantly snagged our towels and ran to the closest tanning spot on the grass. I got hella sunburned. It's kind of really bad but I kind of love it. SUMMER IS FINALLY HERE GOD DAMMIT. So after like an hour and a half of tanning we walked like a mile to this restaurant on the lake called Tin Fish IN OUR FLIP FLOPS. My feet now feel like there are daggers being stabbed through them at this very moment. But yeah at Tin Fish two people fainted from the heat it was so scary. The ambulance and stuff were even there.

Yeah so I got walleye tacos which were un fuckin real and then as we were eating them Anna Winzenburg from my freshman JO volleyball team came up to me and said hi! I was so pumped I love her. We shared some lolz, she took our picture, and then we waltzed on back to the car cuz Mattie realized she had soccer in like an hour. We literally barely made it. Oh and we blasted Jonas Brothers the whole car ride obviously.

I got home tired a'f and my mom made me go shopping at Fleet Farm with her. At first I was not excited in the slightest, but then I remembered my mom's a cripple so I snagged some pics of her on her little scooooter. I was literally crying she was hauling ass around the store on that thing. I'm pretty sure I tweeted a pic of it and got like 15 favorites hahahah. Then we went to Cub Foods and she did the same thing. SHE RODE THE SCOOTER! Just so great.

Then Reilly and CK and Pete came over and we made noodles and were gonna jump in the water at seans lake house but didnt then we were gonna go to this haunted house then didnt. it was kind of lamesauce but wutev.

Until next time

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