Summer Shenanigans

Holy guac I am an upperclassman. Seems like just yesterday I was getting in trouble with pub safe and being a dumbass in the dorms. Now I'm almost legal, drinking underage is more of an annoyance than an act of rebellion, and the bars aren't really about wheeling dudes as much as it is making memories with your friends. Freshman year all I really cared about was being "hot," getting the cute sports boys, and proving to everyone I could drink like a frat bro. 

Ok ya caught me, a lot of those still hold true lol. But I've been (basically) single for almost a year now, and I'm starting to finally realize how wonderful it is to be single in your 20s. You can go on dates, you can flirt with boys at the bar, you can go your whole day without responding to a text, and it's no big deal. I don't get anxiety or lay up waiting for boys to text me back, I get better sleep, and I get to spend my time doing other things. Boys are great and can be a lot of fun, don't get me wrong, but you shouldn't feel like you have to do things you don't want to do!! College is supposed to be the best four years of your life. Don't get wound up in boy drama because it's honestly a waste of time right now lol. 

Well tbh I could go on a philosophical rant on how much wisdom I've gained these past two years but I'd rather just limit this blog to what it was made to be- a journal of all the dumb/awesome things I do in my free time. So here we go:

Summer 2016. What  a time to be alive. Tables were served, alcohol was consumed, mistakes were made. All in a day's work. The pals and I know how to have fun. 

Ok first we are going to start with Hunter. Hunter and I met outside of plums the last week of sophomore year, and he just frickin cracks me up. Hunter was on the football team (hunter the punter lol) and from the minute I saw him I thought he was real cute. Classic Anna boy- tall, lean, sporty, and easy to give shit to. He wasn't really the best at dishing it back to me so basically it was just me ripping on him and him taking it lol. Anyway, he started hitting on me outside of sweet peas then we eventually made our way to plums where he literally professed his love for me (after knowing me for like 5 minutes) and asked me on a date blah blah blah whatever. But I was going on a bit of a dry spell so I was pretty pumped lol. We were by the back bar and he was like "yo i gotta go to the bathroom but here's $10 get us some dranks" so I was like lol ok. So here I am waiting at the bar, finally get drinks after waiting like 10 minutes. I wait by the bathroom for like 5 more minutes. Nothing. Anxiety sets in. WHERE THE FUCK DID HE GO. Panic. Go find Rachel. Asks her what I should do cuz I am at a loss for fucking words. THIS KID JUST PROFESSED HIS LOVE FOR ME AND GAVE ME MONEY THEN FUCKING DITCHED ME. HOW. I was literally perplexed. Rachel tells me to find him on Facebook and message him. So I added him on FB and he like instantly accepted my friend request. wtf lol. then I sent him a classic passive aggressive Anna text- "See you never I guess lol." Frustrated and sexually deprived, I finally take my mind off of it and start to fall asleep. Wake up in the morning expecting a message back.. fucking NOTHING!!! I go from being angry to being sad. Straight up sad. Pls don't play with my heart like that. The next day I had to sing at the cathedral for commencement mass. The OG choir crew (Will, Matt, Aaron, Warren, Adam) picks me up and listen to Panda and I try to take my mind off things. We knew each other for a mere 2 hours, so I kept just trying to tell myself not to worry about it. I get out of church feeling refreshed (& ready to write my choir paper that was due that night. Spoiler alert: it's September and I still haven't done it but Aaron still gave me an A in the class cuz he loves me and does not give a shit). Driving home, scrolling through texts/snaps I got at church, and at the very bottom....a response!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hunter lives!! "Oh my gosh I am so sorry I died last night, not quite sure what happened but I'd really like to take you out to ice cream/ hang out if you're not doing anything right now?" Biggest smile ever comes across my face. What a lil sweetie. Also I love ice cream. I tell him maybe, then Kelly invites me over to a bonfire at her house and I'm like lol Hunter come with it'll be fun!! Well it was actually really awkward and I wanted some action so we ended up going back to his place after like maybe 10 minutes at Kelly's house for a movie night. We start making out. He wants the sex. I don't.

Ok i dont feel like typing our whole story out but future anna can probably recall this story pretty well. Long story short he called Rachel hot 2 nights after we had the sex and I was a sass monster in response. 

Then there was country jam. And tanner. my 12 hour boyfriend. Good times. Lady and the tramp gyros and the pokemon theme song and harambe tribute karaoke goals. And josh. Lots of cute dates. also his modelesque bffs from ireland that were twins. their eyes could make any female numb and probably cure cancer too. 

I met this guy Neal at the onion and apparently invited him to stay over after but then we got back and I went straight to bed and passed out. He stayed and partied with josie sierra and the sheep for a bit. Called our apartment "waka flocka flame." Then once the pizza came his MOM PICKED HIM UP AT 3AM. Literal legend. and he left me a note on a paper towel next to my bedstand with his number on it. This was potentially one of the greatest things i have ever woken up to. it's now hanging on our bulliten board in our kitchen.

Also one time we went to uptown and i didnt get into the bars so burback and i ran up a parking ramp and peed on the concrete in retaliation

jk we just couldnt find a bathroom

Also the same night the sheep tried to make me pee in my sleep by sticking my hand in hot water when i was passed out

Also long live the song december 1963

and the great float (rumple minz confessions)

and harambe

and the huge ass hickey hunter gave me one time

and THE BREAKFAST CRAWL

and sierra and burback's 3 week fling and date to snuffys in which she cried rays uncle

(pussy bish)

and when we had COCKTAILS AT OUR GAY CHOIR DIRECTOR'S HOUSE AND PLAYED WITH HIS LITTLE WHITE PUPPIES

Also one time Josie and JB had a blow off. hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Recently Rachel has been having meltdowns about Zach cuz they keep having the sex and she keeps regretting it and is emotionally attached and pretends like shes not but then continues to have the sex and tell me shes ok then I try to give advice and she pretends to listen and I dont know what to do. But recently Pat has been my cuddle buddy and that has been pretty fun tbh. He has a lil plush duck that says duck dynasty on the side named Tito. 

Also the sheep dropped the L word on rach and I this weekend it was magical. And we had fam dinner it was super cute. 

But ya Pat is cool. He asked me to sushi. Idk if he was serious but I do like sushi. Especially when free.

Also at Zach's they had everclear wop that allegedly was 5 shots worth in each cup. It was terrifying.

Went to OGs Saturday and Caitie puked and rallied so hard. Also kissed tommy on the cheek. i adore him.

Sunday I sang at church then walked Justine to the pharmacy and we got snuffys. blessssssss

Then I went to the gym where kelly told me every shot of everclear was 300 calories

...never again everclear. fuk u 

Now I just had my second finance class. pretty neat. my prof is kool. and canadian. 

I wanna start doing yoga really bad but I don't have the time or money

Ok this is getting boring and I'm hungry so imma let u go. 

kisses and hugs

Anna