Woke up, went swimming with the gals at Lotus, cleaned up, they went home, I showered, then off to FD I went.
Sssssssssssssssssundayyyyyyyyyy was even worse than SaTURD day as far as work. I was so hung over it was lolz worthy. I remember not being able to stop myself from talking, and apparently when Ana said hi to me in the morning all I did was put my hand on her shoulder and smile. Lol. And I also remember going outside on the patio and putting my arms on the host stand with Luke and just staring at each other for like 2 minutes. Then I told him about last night and he lol'd. Happy Father's Day boys and girls.
Then there was a torrential fuckin rain at like 6:30 that day and mass chaos and shit and I don't even remember anything else significant about that day except for the fact that it was my first time working with Emily which was actually super fun hahahah. I gave her and Mike ENDLESS SHIT! Actually the entire fuckin staff did hahahaha. Then Madelyn and Elza came and I went and talked to them and Madelyn was like hey yeah remember that car outside your house last night? That was me and Ry. I was debating whether Or not I should actually sleep over cuz I felt sick. OKAY EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK(lol bold up in dis bitch). I flipped at her but whatev shit happens yo.
After work Emily Mike Reilly Ben and I planned on hittin up Brunswick for some late night laser tag and that is exACTLY what we did and it was fab. Ben schooled us all even though it was his first time. Surprise surprise. Oh and did I mention Mike didn't even come in he just sat in his fuckin car and talked to his girlfriend. How lame is that. So yeah we gamed, we bowled, we left. Em and I came back to my house and talked for like an hour then she really wanted me to sneak out and I was like LUL SORRY THE RENTS WOULD NOT B HAP so she left and ran over a beaver on the way home hahahahah lol k what the fuck. Yeah so not that k00l of a day sry guyz
Until next time
;)
Monday, June 24, 2013
Grad Parties& GNO
SaTURD day. Aka. THE AFTERMATH.
Came home after work (which was brutal a'f) and realized how fucking ratchet my house was. I took pics though guys no worries. Elza and Emily and Madelyn came over to help me clean up and were in literal shock and the mess. Hahahahha. No regrets.
After that we went to Nick's grad party (where Meg was of COURSE) and he had a nacho bar that was delish. Then we went to Katherine Fried's which was actually really cool. It was like French themed and her house was super cute. I luvd it. Then we went to Ry's grad party which was SO over the top let me tell you. Candy bar, photobooth, Mini doughnut, cheese curd, corn dog, and fries booths made on the spot, cotton candy, tablecloths, cake pops, you name it. It was there. But it was actually really cute so props to Judy. We stayed for the vast majority of it, and Mad Dawg and I were the first to embark on le photo booth. lul. Then fuckin Kyle showed up and I beelined it back to the photobooth cuz I did NOT want to talk to him. He annoys me so effin much he chats me and snaps me EVERY FUCKIN DAY.So yeah then I also became BFF with Jack Morton today. He rox.
I saw Maya and stuff at Ry's grad party then we all started plotting tonight's shenanigans and decided it was defs gonna be a girls night. So me, Elza, Maya, Em and NATHALIA came back to la casa Klink and had a grand old time. If you know what I mean. All I remember is that Maya and Elza tried twerking off the treadmill and we listened to Mike's beats AGAIN and Emily was like orgasming. Lol k no.
Then at like 1:30 a car shows up outside of our house and we all start freaking the fuck out. It kind of looked like a cop car too. Not only is that bad, but if Nathalia got caught she would have been sent home immediately. So she was literally on the verge of tears until finally 20 minutes later two people get out of the car, look at our house, get back in their cars, and drive away. SO SCARY. Yeah so then we all were fine and went to bed. It was weird...but fun
Until next time
;)
Came home after work (which was brutal a'f) and realized how fucking ratchet my house was. I took pics though guys no worries. Elza and Emily and Madelyn came over to help me clean up and were in literal shock and the mess. Hahahahha. No regrets.
After that we went to Nick's grad party (where Meg was of COURSE) and he had a nacho bar that was delish. Then we went to Katherine Fried's which was actually really cool. It was like French themed and her house was super cute. I luvd it. Then we went to Ry's grad party which was SO over the top let me tell you. Candy bar, photobooth, Mini doughnut, cheese curd, corn dog, and fries booths made on the spot, cotton candy, tablecloths, cake pops, you name it. It was there. But it was actually really cute so props to Judy. We stayed for the vast majority of it, and Mad Dawg and I were the first to embark on le photo booth. lul. Then fuckin Kyle showed up and I beelined it back to the photobooth cuz I did NOT want to talk to him. He annoys me so effin much he chats me and snaps me EVERY FUCKIN DAY.So yeah then I also became BFF with Jack Morton today. He rox.
I saw Maya and stuff at Ry's grad party then we all started plotting tonight's shenanigans and decided it was defs gonna be a girls night. So me, Elza, Maya, Em and NATHALIA came back to la casa Klink and had a grand old time. If you know what I mean. All I remember is that Maya and Elza tried twerking off the treadmill and we listened to Mike's beats AGAIN and Emily was like orgasming. Lol k no.
Then at like 1:30 a car shows up outside of our house and we all start freaking the fuck out. It kind of looked like a cop car too. Not only is that bad, but if Nathalia got caught she would have been sent home immediately. So she was literally on the verge of tears until finally 20 minutes later two people get out of the car, look at our house, get back in their cars, and drive away. SO SCARY. Yeah so then we all were fine and went to bed. It was weird...but fun
Until next time
;)
Foreskins& Streaking
Hey kids sorry it's been a while. I'm gonna try to split the events of the past week or so into a couple blogs because shit has gone DOWN.
Okay so last time I blogged was the fifteenth...oh jk it was like 12am so it was practically the 14th.
Last Friday is when we lived. THE FIRST TIME.
The rents were giving me and the 19- year- old brother the opportunity of a lifetime- being out of town ALL WEEKEND. And you better damn well believe we took advantage of it. Lol but not really. Ok so yeah I went to work then Madelyn and I went shopping after and I got like 3 new shirts and I was pumped then we got Jamba Juice holy fuck is that good.
Next I called up M Town (privacy) & the boys and we had a jolly old time. Madelyn and I went and picked up CK& Pete, then came back and made some nooooodles. Then M Town and Ben and Zack and Ian came over and we hung out in the basement and just kind of chillaxed, then Brenna came over with some goodies but we had to go to the store and grab some chasers& red solos so we left and Brenna told me all of her ratchet summer tales. So lolzworthy. She hooked up with Charlie Holmgren like ew Bstan plz have some class. So yeah we got home she was acting all cool thinkin she was the shit and everyone was getting annoyed with her. Then Ian left with Jack (WE'RE GOING ON A DOUBLE DATE ON TUESDAY) and Brenna left shortly after (lol didnt even care). Then M Town had her FIRST SHOT it was so exhilarating. And from there everything was uphill. We went down to the basement and started listening to Mike's beats and just kind of chilled. It was awesome. Then I dont really remember anything else except for the fact everyone left but Pete and CK then Jacob just randomly showed up at like midnight. And then CK Pete M Town and I went swimming in the rain at like 2 AM and we also went star tipping (cuz both were on the bucket list) and streaking. It was AWESOME. Literally no other way to describe it. Then we got back and hung out with Dave's friend Reid from college and he was HILARIOUS. Jacob and him got along very well if you know what I mean... then M Town CK Pete and I slept in my mom's bed and CK was literally being hilarious and rapped about Jerry Sandusky attacking children in a gym locker room hahahaha. And Pete kept complaining about how he wanted to go to Perkins I was like lol k can u not
Okay so last time I blogged was the fifteenth...oh jk it was like 12am so it was practically the 14th.
Last Friday is when we lived. THE FIRST TIME.
The rents were giving me and the 19- year- old brother the opportunity of a lifetime- being out of town ALL WEEKEND. And you better damn well believe we took advantage of it. Lol but not really. Ok so yeah I went to work then Madelyn and I went shopping after and I got like 3 new shirts and I was pumped then we got Jamba Juice holy fuck is that good.
Next I called up M Town (privacy) & the boys and we had a jolly old time. Madelyn and I went and picked up CK& Pete, then came back and made some nooooodles. Then M Town and Ben and Zack and Ian came over and we hung out in the basement and just kind of chillaxed, then Brenna came over with some goodies but we had to go to the store and grab some chasers& red solos so we left and Brenna told me all of her ratchet summer tales. So lolzworthy. She hooked up with Charlie Holmgren like ew Bstan plz have some class. So yeah we got home she was acting all cool thinkin she was the shit and everyone was getting annoyed with her. Then Ian left with Jack (WE'RE GOING ON A DOUBLE DATE ON TUESDAY) and Brenna left shortly after (lol didnt even care). Then M Town had her FIRST SHOT it was so exhilarating. And from there everything was uphill. We went down to the basement and started listening to Mike's beats and just kind of chilled. It was awesome. Then I dont really remember anything else except for the fact everyone left but Pete and CK then Jacob just randomly showed up at like midnight. And then CK Pete M Town and I went swimming in the rain at like 2 AM and we also went star tipping (cuz both were on the bucket list) and streaking. It was AWESOME. Literally no other way to describe it. Then we got back and hung out with Dave's friend Reid from college and he was HILARIOUS. Jacob and him got along very well if you know what I mean... then M Town CK Pete and I slept in my mom's bed and CK was literally being hilarious and rapped about Jerry Sandusky attacking children in a gym locker room hahahaha. And Pete kept complaining about how he wanted to go to Perkins I was like lol k can u not
Until next time
;)
Saturday, June 15, 2013
Tacos&Sunshine
OKAY sorry I wasn't able to post last night. Save your tears cuz this is a gud story.
Yesterday I woke up went to work and came home. Then Elza and Mattie came and picked me up, and we wanted to go get henna tattoos somewhere. So we google mapped it on Mattie's iPhone and it brought us to this super sketchy apartment complex in EP and we had no idea what to do so of course they send ME inside to go talk to the guy. I awkwardly asked if there was a henna artist in the building and he just kind of laughed said no and told me to leave. It was awful. Then we went to Michaels and got white t shirts and paint so we could splatter paint ourselves in the park, but effing Elza was being the BIGGEST buzzkill and didn't even buy a shirt or anything. So me and Mattie bought our shizz and went back to my house and lazed around and ate frosted animal crackers.
Then Mad Dawg came over and we just kept douching around and looking at FB pics of these girls that get like 100 likes on every picture and just made fun of them. We're literally so awful. Then they all left cuz I had fuckin family dinner which was AWFUL and my parents reminded me yet again I have no future and made me CRY so I didn't do anything for the rest of the night except watch reruns of the best show EVER, Awkward. Literally watched 5 episodes alone in my bed in the wee hours of the night.
Then my friend Hannah texts me and is like k hi we're bringing you tacos and I'm like ok?? So they roll up with a 24 pack of Doritos Locos and honestly I couldn't help but to drive away with them. So I quick went upstairs and asked my sleeping mother if I could slumbo at Hannah's and her response was "k bye" so I left. We went through puddles and ate tacos and I would not have had it any other way. We all got back to Hannah's and douched around some more and I literally did not fall asleep until like 3 cuz of all the chitter chatter that was going in the room down from me.
So I awoke at 7:48 the next morning with the daily angry call from mom telling me I had to go to Feed My Starving Children. I told her that was absolutely not happening because the forecast was 80 degrees and sunny. So I stayed home ran and washed my car. It was fab. Then I went to go pick Madelyn up and I got to her house and friggin Ryan was there in his indie as fuck floral snapback and I'm just like k. Then he dissed my country music (AGAIN) and I drove him home. On our way back to my house, Madelyn and I were stopped by a lemonade stand and it was literally the cutest thing ever so we went and it was SO GOOD. Then we went back to my house and Mattie came and picked us up and we were off. Lake Calhoun- ONWARD.
Once we got to Calhoun, we instantly snagged our towels and ran to the closest tanning spot on the grass. I got hella sunburned. It's kind of really bad but I kind of love it. SUMMER IS FINALLY HERE GOD DAMMIT. So after like an hour and a half of tanning we walked like a mile to this restaurant on the lake called Tin Fish IN OUR FLIP FLOPS. My feet now feel like there are daggers being stabbed through them at this very moment. But yeah at Tin Fish two people fainted from the heat it was so scary. The ambulance and stuff were even there.
Yeah so I got walleye tacos which were un fuckin real and then as we were eating them Anna Winzenburg from my freshman JO volleyball team came up to me and said hi! I was so pumped I love her. We shared some lolz, she took our picture, and then we waltzed on back to the car cuz Mattie realized she had soccer in like an hour. We literally barely made it. Oh and we blasted Jonas Brothers the whole car ride obviously.
I got home tired a'f and my mom made me go shopping at Fleet Farm with her. At first I was not excited in the slightest, but then I remembered my mom's a cripple so I snagged some pics of her on her little scooooter. I was literally crying she was hauling ass around the store on that thing. I'm pretty sure I tweeted a pic of it and got like 15 favorites hahahah. Then we went to Cub Foods and she did the same thing. SHE RODE THE SCOOTER! Just so great.
Then Reilly and CK and Pete came over and we made noodles and were gonna jump in the water at seans lake house but didnt then we were gonna go to this haunted house then didnt. it was kind of lamesauce but wutev.
Until next time
;)
Yesterday I woke up went to work and came home. Then Elza and Mattie came and picked me up, and we wanted to go get henna tattoos somewhere. So we google mapped it on Mattie's iPhone and it brought us to this super sketchy apartment complex in EP and we had no idea what to do so of course they send ME inside to go talk to the guy. I awkwardly asked if there was a henna artist in the building and he just kind of laughed said no and told me to leave. It was awful. Then we went to Michaels and got white t shirts and paint so we could splatter paint ourselves in the park, but effing Elza was being the BIGGEST buzzkill and didn't even buy a shirt or anything. So me and Mattie bought our shizz and went back to my house and lazed around and ate frosted animal crackers.
Then Mad Dawg came over and we just kept douching around and looking at FB pics of these girls that get like 100 likes on every picture and just made fun of them. We're literally so awful. Then they all left cuz I had fuckin family dinner which was AWFUL and my parents reminded me yet again I have no future and made me CRY so I didn't do anything for the rest of the night except watch reruns of the best show EVER, Awkward. Literally watched 5 episodes alone in my bed in the wee hours of the night.
Then my friend Hannah texts me and is like k hi we're bringing you tacos and I'm like ok?? So they roll up with a 24 pack of Doritos Locos and honestly I couldn't help but to drive away with them. So I quick went upstairs and asked my sleeping mother if I could slumbo at Hannah's and her response was "k bye" so I left. We went through puddles and ate tacos and I would not have had it any other way. We all got back to Hannah's and douched around some more and I literally did not fall asleep until like 3 cuz of all the chitter chatter that was going in the room down from me.
So I awoke at 7:48 the next morning with the daily angry call from mom telling me I had to go to Feed My Starving Children. I told her that was absolutely not happening because the forecast was 80 degrees and sunny. So I stayed home ran and washed my car. It was fab. Then I went to go pick Madelyn up and I got to her house and friggin Ryan was there in his indie as fuck floral snapback and I'm just like k. Then he dissed my country music (AGAIN) and I drove him home. On our way back to my house, Madelyn and I were stopped by a lemonade stand and it was literally the cutest thing ever so we went and it was SO GOOD. Then we went back to my house and Mattie came and picked us up and we were off. Lake Calhoun- ONWARD.
Once we got to Calhoun, we instantly snagged our towels and ran to the closest tanning spot on the grass. I got hella sunburned. It's kind of really bad but I kind of love it. SUMMER IS FINALLY HERE GOD DAMMIT. So after like an hour and a half of tanning we walked like a mile to this restaurant on the lake called Tin Fish IN OUR FLIP FLOPS. My feet now feel like there are daggers being stabbed through them at this very moment. But yeah at Tin Fish two people fainted from the heat it was so scary. The ambulance and stuff were even there.
Yeah so I got walleye tacos which were un fuckin real and then as we were eating them Anna Winzenburg from my freshman JO volleyball team came up to me and said hi! I was so pumped I love her. We shared some lolz, she took our picture, and then we waltzed on back to the car cuz Mattie realized she had soccer in like an hour. We literally barely made it. Oh and we blasted Jonas Brothers the whole car ride obviously.
I got home tired a'f and my mom made me go shopping at Fleet Farm with her. At first I was not excited in the slightest, but then I remembered my mom's a cripple so I snagged some pics of her on her little scooooter. I was literally crying she was hauling ass around the store on that thing. I'm pretty sure I tweeted a pic of it and got like 15 favorites hahahah. Then we went to Cub Foods and she did the same thing. SHE RODE THE SCOOTER! Just so great.
Then Reilly and CK and Pete came over and we made noodles and were gonna jump in the water at seans lake house but didnt then we were gonna go to this haunted house then didnt. it was kind of lamesauce but wutev.
Until next time
;)
Tuesday, June 11, 2013
Stang&Shenanigans
Okay SO. Today I was rudely awoken by Papa K telling me I had to clean out my entire car & the bathroom or else he was taking the keys away. So that was nice. I did that then I went for a run and came back and I was so effing tired holy crap. Usually I feel rejuvinated but i was just pooped. Sean came over for a lil and I wished him a very berry happy birthday. Big 1-8 now he can finally start getting arrested for all the stupid shit he does. Lol. I'm so mean. Wutev.
Then after that I called Taylur and I was like hey lets hang out and he's like lol k sure Caribou? So then we were off. We met at Caribou like 20 minutes later and I got a mango orange key lime smoothie& yogurt parfait and it was PERF. Then we basically just talked about the events of last night with the hunger games and stuff, which was obviously awesome. And we both also agreed that sometime this summer when the college kids are back at school, we're gonna go party with them. Specifically Sam at the u. I mean it's on my bucket list so we HAVE to.
Then Doucher (name concealed again for privacy purposes) calls me up and he's like hey let's hang out so we did and we watched Happy Feet and then got my dad some presents for his bday and fathers day. His birthday is Flag Day. Like honestly how American is that. Then when we were walking around EP mall we see none other than ZACK KING AND IAN CUNNINGHAM. I was stoked. They're the best. We were all super good friends last year and we called our little possy "the stang" because Zack drives a '79 Ford Mustang. And yes it is absolutely awesome. And their friend Jack was there too. He was awesome. We all sat and ate sbarro and talked about just super random shit, and I told them about the watermelons and Zack tried to force outta me who the people were that we did it to but alas I did not blow my cover. Doucher and I came close a couple of times but he didn't get it out of us which was good. He was getting SO ANNOYED though it was great hahaha.
Then 6:30 rolls around and I'm like shit I have plans at 7 so we speed home and Riss and I were off. It was yet another bucket list kind of night. I picked her up and to kick off a good night we got some Lick's ice cream, where Jacob was working lolol and I asked for a sprinkle sugar cone and he gave me THE WRONG SIZE so it was HUGE but charged me for less which was nice. But still it was HUGE I did not know what to do with myself. Riss and I walked around Excelsior then and back to our car, which is when the shenanigans began.
First up on the Summer Bucket List: write "this way to the Ministry of Magic" on a public toilet. And what the list says, we must do. So Riss and I head down to McD's and snark our way into the stall and write it. I'm pretty sure tears were streaming down my face I was laughing so hard. It was just so perfect.
Next on the list was kill an animal. Yeah and no insect bullshit I'm talking reptiles, birds, or vermin. Or bunnies. Or basically anything. Just not bugs. So we tried going through a shit ton of windy roads for like 20 minutes then decided that that probably wasn't going to work. But ok like honestly I think there should have been at least a bunny or two on the way there just to make things interesting.
So since that didn't happen (which SUCKED) we decided to drive to uptown to get my palm read. I remember seeing it was $15 somewhere and I'm like hey why not. And since it was on the bucket list..... it had to be done. So we drive down to uptown in record timing, park literally 15 minutes away, and get there only to find out it costs $45!!!!!!! THAT IS OUTRAGEOUS. So we left which was sad. Then we tried finding henna places with no luck, and Heartbreaker was closed so "buy a maxidress" was out too. We left feeling a bit defeated, but then decided we both knew what had to be done: the cinnamon challenge.
So we called up Grantula and after about half an hour of convincing me and Riss actually did it. My throat still feels clogged and sandy and I hate it but it was totally worth it cuz we CROSSED THAT SUCKA OFF THE LIST. Next we tried to kill an animal again, but couldn't really find one which sucks. We went to a local pond with a baseball bat and our flashlight apps and did not prevail. Tonight was just not our night. BUT we DID cross off 2 vital bucket list items which is fab. And I got to see Marissa and Grant which rocked.
Oh and while we were in uptown this huge suburban yelled hey to me and I looked and it was friggin Nick Johnson from Famous Dave's!! I freaked out. Literally. But yeah that's that. I plan on saving up a Psychic Reading Fund so I'll be able to cross that bitch off the list, cuz $45 is so effin expensive holy crap. Maybe people at work will donate to the cause or something.
Until next time
;)
Then after that I called Taylur and I was like hey lets hang out and he's like lol k sure Caribou? So then we were off. We met at Caribou like 20 minutes later and I got a mango orange key lime smoothie& yogurt parfait and it was PERF. Then we basically just talked about the events of last night with the hunger games and stuff, which was obviously awesome. And we both also agreed that sometime this summer when the college kids are back at school, we're gonna go party with them. Specifically Sam at the u. I mean it's on my bucket list so we HAVE to.
Then Doucher (name concealed again for privacy purposes) calls me up and he's like hey let's hang out so we did and we watched Happy Feet and then got my dad some presents for his bday and fathers day. His birthday is Flag Day. Like honestly how American is that. Then when we were walking around EP mall we see none other than ZACK KING AND IAN CUNNINGHAM. I was stoked. They're the best. We were all super good friends last year and we called our little possy "the stang" because Zack drives a '79 Ford Mustang. And yes it is absolutely awesome. And their friend Jack was there too. He was awesome. We all sat and ate sbarro and talked about just super random shit, and I told them about the watermelons and Zack tried to force outta me who the people were that we did it to but alas I did not blow my cover. Doucher and I came close a couple of times but he didn't get it out of us which was good. He was getting SO ANNOYED though it was great hahaha.
Then 6:30 rolls around and I'm like shit I have plans at 7 so we speed home and Riss and I were off. It was yet another bucket list kind of night. I picked her up and to kick off a good night we got some Lick's ice cream, where Jacob was working lolol and I asked for a sprinkle sugar cone and he gave me THE WRONG SIZE so it was HUGE but charged me for less which was nice. But still it was HUGE I did not know what to do with myself. Riss and I walked around Excelsior then and back to our car, which is when the shenanigans began.
First up on the Summer Bucket List: write "this way to the Ministry of Magic" on a public toilet. And what the list says, we must do. So Riss and I head down to McD's and snark our way into the stall and write it. I'm pretty sure tears were streaming down my face I was laughing so hard. It was just so perfect.
Next on the list was kill an animal. Yeah and no insect bullshit I'm talking reptiles, birds, or vermin. Or bunnies. Or basically anything. Just not bugs. So we tried going through a shit ton of windy roads for like 20 minutes then decided that that probably wasn't going to work. But ok like honestly I think there should have been at least a bunny or two on the way there just to make things interesting.
So since that didn't happen (which SUCKED) we decided to drive to uptown to get my palm read. I remember seeing it was $15 somewhere and I'm like hey why not. And since it was on the bucket list..... it had to be done. So we drive down to uptown in record timing, park literally 15 minutes away, and get there only to find out it costs $45!!!!!!! THAT IS OUTRAGEOUS. So we left which was sad. Then we tried finding henna places with no luck, and Heartbreaker was closed so "buy a maxidress" was out too. We left feeling a bit defeated, but then decided we both knew what had to be done: the cinnamon challenge.
So we called up Grantula and after about half an hour of convincing me and Riss actually did it. My throat still feels clogged and sandy and I hate it but it was totally worth it cuz we CROSSED THAT SUCKA OFF THE LIST. Next we tried to kill an animal again, but couldn't really find one which sucks. We went to a local pond with a baseball bat and our flashlight apps and did not prevail. Tonight was just not our night. BUT we DID cross off 2 vital bucket list items which is fab. And I got to see Marissa and Grant which rocked.
Oh and while we were in uptown this huge suburban yelled hey to me and I looked and it was friggin Nick Johnson from Famous Dave's!! I freaked out. Literally. But yeah that's that. I plan on saving up a Psychic Reading Fund so I'll be able to cross that bitch off the list, cuz $45 is so effin expensive holy crap. Maybe people at work will donate to the cause or something.
Until next time
;)
Monday, June 10, 2013
Pedicures&Hunger
Okay. So. This was debatably the best day of my summer (SO FAR). Like holy fuckin shit.
Woke up at like 9:30 cuz I had work at 11, got there and met the new girl Kamal who's kind of a bitch tbh. She kept like bossing me around I was like BIIITCH I HAVE BEEN HERE LONGER THAN U HOP OFF MY D. But at lunch we literally got slammed. SO MANY PEOPLE. I was dying. And Tina was flipping tits. But we made it through and I got outta there at like 3:15 which is kinda late but wutev.
So I called Mattie Roes and we met up and got pedicures, and not gonna lie mine was fuckin SICK. I haven't gotten a design on my nails since I was like 8 but they asked and we were like HAY WHY NOT so then we did and it was totally worth the extra mula. Then I texted Taylor and asked him if Mattie could come tonight to the Hunger Games MN 2013 and he was like lol k. so we were off.
We went back to Mattie's house cuz she wanted help making a resume and since apparently I'm really good at that shit I helped her with everything and it was actually pretty legit looking. She was applying at like a deli or something which is cool I guess. Then Mattie went to print it and I took some selfies with her dog Wilbur and we were off. She went to turn in her job app and I went home, and she took for fuckin ever so I started playing piano and she opened the door to my house and alas there I was.. playing The Beatles by myself. just too typical.
So then Mattie and I wanted to run so we went up Ridge Road to Annie Fagerlee's house and back and it was PERF the weather was PERF I was lovin it. We got back at 7:30 and realized the thing started at 8 and freaking out we both sprinted into the showers and I literally took the fastest shower of my life. I think it was about 6 minutes (for you male readers out there, that's a long time for a girl. Just kidding there clearly are no male readers). Then I threw on my party fowl bro tank, athletic shorts, and emergency Hogwarts sweatshirt (in case things got chilly) and we were off. Oh and I made 2 pb&j's in about 1 minute that is no exaggeration it was fuckin unreal I was so speedy. Lol #subwayperks!
And this is where the night begins...Hunger Games MN 2013. Taylor, Josie, Jimmy, Sam, Elisa, Jeremy (shelbz ex-bf lol acca-AWKWARD) and literally 20 other people joined us at the fields of Deephaven Elementary to commence battle. Of course everyone was wearing all black and me and Mattie come down in our red&white bro tanks. So we went up to the car to change (I KNEW the Hogwarts sweatshirt would come in handy) and came back down and Elisa&Jimmy explained the rules.
Okay so there were these weapons laying everywhere on the field we met, and once Mia sounded the blowhorn we were supposed to grab whatever we could and go run in to the forest. We all had teams, or "districts" of 2, but everyone just formed alliances it was lame but hey I was okay with it cuz I had macho football boy Jake Busche on my side. There were apparently water balloons and other weaponry in the forest set out for people to find too. And if you get hit by 3 water balloons or stabbed once in the heart you were dead. So yeah. Mia (who of course was not at all dressed for the occasion) sounded the blowhorn, and me and my partner (Madeline Lunzer) grabbed sum lightsabers and were off.
Our game plan was to hide by the porta potty and snag some sneak attacks, but that didn't happen so we went into the woods. We were walking down a path and we heard voices and so we hid behind this massive tree but Jake saw us and nailed me with literally 4 WATER BALLOONS. So I was dead I guess and he killed Madeline too so we just kind of followed them around cuz we didn't wanna just go back to the cornucopia with all of the lame ppl. So we chased all the hooligans around and nailed some bitches with water balloons, and after a good hour and a half decided to go back to the cornucopia and see what was up.
So we went there and people just kind of started to congregate gradually until everyone was there except Jeremy because he was super into it and no one could find him in the woods until literally 15 minutes later. Then we all went up to the parking lot and Sam, Taylor, Riley, and Jeremy fought to the death for the grand prize of $20 and an extremely ratchet trophy. Taylor whipped out a bag of flour and slew all the bitches. Everyone was literally covered in flour it was awesome. Then Riley and Jeremy got out and it was just Taylor and Sam, but in the end Taylor reigned victorious. It was a magical moment.
After that we told everyone we were going to Perkins, but then decided on Excelsior McD's in Chan. I felt bad cuz Jer didn't get the memo since no one had his number hahaha. But ok so when we were turning off of Vine Hill this car passed me and Mattie on our left and I totally thought it was one of our friends from the Games so I flipped them off but it actually WASN'T and it was a 50 year old man. He FREAKED out and started following us. At first he tried to drive up to us and see our faces, but then he started FOLLOWING us. I mean high speed mad car chase. Like he followed us through all these windy roads and neighborhoods and shit and we literally thought we were gonna die tonight. But then finally we lost him and turned off the lights and the car for like 5 minutes just to make sure.
We went to McDonalds and I got a dipped cone and it was SO fuckin good and a good 15 people showed up so that was awesome. We all looked so ratchet though with our flour, face paint, and soaked clothes. Yeah then of course Noah calls Michael asking to hang out even though we invited him but he thought it was "stupid" so he didn't go. Well let me tell you my friend you MISSED OUT BIG TIME. Then I was like hey guys let's go swimming so we all went to Sean's lake house (lol TRESPASSING SWAG) and parked literally 10 cars along his driveway at 11 o'clock at night and sprinted into the water. Meredith was wearing her freaking leggings and tank top SUCKS but it was so cold holy shit. But strangely refreshing at the same time. So idk. Yeah then we all high fived and giggled our way back to our cars and went home. Best. Night. Ever.
Until next time
;)
Woke up at like 9:30 cuz I had work at 11, got there and met the new girl Kamal who's kind of a bitch tbh. She kept like bossing me around I was like BIIITCH I HAVE BEEN HERE LONGER THAN U HOP OFF MY D. But at lunch we literally got slammed. SO MANY PEOPLE. I was dying. And Tina was flipping tits. But we made it through and I got outta there at like 3:15 which is kinda late but wutev.
So I called Mattie Roes and we met up and got pedicures, and not gonna lie mine was fuckin SICK. I haven't gotten a design on my nails since I was like 8 but they asked and we were like HAY WHY NOT so then we did and it was totally worth the extra mula. Then I texted Taylor and asked him if Mattie could come tonight to the Hunger Games MN 2013 and he was like lol k. so we were off.
We went back to Mattie's house cuz she wanted help making a resume and since apparently I'm really good at that shit I helped her with everything and it was actually pretty legit looking. She was applying at like a deli or something which is cool I guess. Then Mattie went to print it and I took some selfies with her dog Wilbur and we were off. She went to turn in her job app and I went home, and she took for fuckin ever so I started playing piano and she opened the door to my house and alas there I was.. playing The Beatles by myself. just too typical.
So then Mattie and I wanted to run so we went up Ridge Road to Annie Fagerlee's house and back and it was PERF the weather was PERF I was lovin it. We got back at 7:30 and realized the thing started at 8 and freaking out we both sprinted into the showers and I literally took the fastest shower of my life. I think it was about 6 minutes (for you male readers out there, that's a long time for a girl. Just kidding there clearly are no male readers). Then I threw on my party fowl bro tank, athletic shorts, and emergency Hogwarts sweatshirt (in case things got chilly) and we were off. Oh and I made 2 pb&j's in about 1 minute that is no exaggeration it was fuckin unreal I was so speedy. Lol #subwayperks!
And this is where the night begins...Hunger Games MN 2013. Taylor, Josie, Jimmy, Sam, Elisa, Jeremy (shelbz ex-bf lol acca-AWKWARD) and literally 20 other people joined us at the fields of Deephaven Elementary to commence battle. Of course everyone was wearing all black and me and Mattie come down in our red&white bro tanks. So we went up to the car to change (I KNEW the Hogwarts sweatshirt would come in handy) and came back down and Elisa&Jimmy explained the rules.
Okay so there were these weapons laying everywhere on the field we met, and once Mia sounded the blowhorn we were supposed to grab whatever we could and go run in to the forest. We all had teams, or "districts" of 2, but everyone just formed alliances it was lame but hey I was okay with it cuz I had macho football boy Jake Busche on my side. There were apparently water balloons and other weaponry in the forest set out for people to find too. And if you get hit by 3 water balloons or stabbed once in the heart you were dead. So yeah. Mia (who of course was not at all dressed for the occasion) sounded the blowhorn, and me and my partner (Madeline Lunzer) grabbed sum lightsabers and were off.
Our game plan was to hide by the porta potty and snag some sneak attacks, but that didn't happen so we went into the woods. We were walking down a path and we heard voices and so we hid behind this massive tree but Jake saw us and nailed me with literally 4 WATER BALLOONS. So I was dead I guess and he killed Madeline too so we just kind of followed them around cuz we didn't wanna just go back to the cornucopia with all of the lame ppl. So we chased all the hooligans around and nailed some bitches with water balloons, and after a good hour and a half decided to go back to the cornucopia and see what was up.
So we went there and people just kind of started to congregate gradually until everyone was there except Jeremy because he was super into it and no one could find him in the woods until literally 15 minutes later. Then we all went up to the parking lot and Sam, Taylor, Riley, and Jeremy fought to the death for the grand prize of $20 and an extremely ratchet trophy. Taylor whipped out a bag of flour and slew all the bitches. Everyone was literally covered in flour it was awesome. Then Riley and Jeremy got out and it was just Taylor and Sam, but in the end Taylor reigned victorious. It was a magical moment.
After that we told everyone we were going to Perkins, but then decided on Excelsior McD's in Chan. I felt bad cuz Jer didn't get the memo since no one had his number hahaha. But ok so when we were turning off of Vine Hill this car passed me and Mattie on our left and I totally thought it was one of our friends from the Games so I flipped them off but it actually WASN'T and it was a 50 year old man. He FREAKED out and started following us. At first he tried to drive up to us and see our faces, but then he started FOLLOWING us. I mean high speed mad car chase. Like he followed us through all these windy roads and neighborhoods and shit and we literally thought we were gonna die tonight. But then finally we lost him and turned off the lights and the car for like 5 minutes just to make sure.
We went to McDonalds and I got a dipped cone and it was SO fuckin good and a good 15 people showed up so that was awesome. We all looked so ratchet though with our flour, face paint, and soaked clothes. Yeah then of course Noah calls Michael asking to hang out even though we invited him but he thought it was "stupid" so he didn't go. Well let me tell you my friend you MISSED OUT BIG TIME. Then I was like hey guys let's go swimming so we all went to Sean's lake house (lol TRESPASSING SWAG) and parked literally 10 cars along his driveway at 11 o'clock at night and sprinted into the water. Meredith was wearing her freaking leggings and tank top SUCKS but it was so cold holy shit. But strangely refreshing at the same time. So idk. Yeah then we all high fived and giggled our way back to our cars and went home. Best. Night. Ever.
Until next time
;)
Sunday, June 9, 2013
Bruises&Pills
Today was so fuckin average.
Woke up with Mattie lying next to me (lol SLUMBO) and had to go to church at 8 AM I was NOT in the mood. I looked like the biggest pile of shit hahhahaha. So i rolled out of bed and went to church with pops and sat through another painstakingly long and boring sermon. Then I saw Sean's parents after church and I looked horrific but hey yolo. That's what all the kids are saying these days.
So yeah came home took a shower Mattie and I cuddled a bit then we went downstairs and ate this fuckin good egg bake shit with hashbrowns on the bottom. Probably so bad for you but hey what'er. Then Mattie told me about her really weird dream where her Conor (ex bf) and Sierra (slu workin on Conor at the moment) were on a cruise ship and her and Conor like kissed and Sierra flipped tits. Lul like k. Then I got ready for work and drove Mattie home then went to my place of employment. Famous Dave's.
Today there was this new chick at work named Rachel and she was super chill and two years older than me (which meant she graduated with my brother). It was super weird cuz she said she used to have the hugest crush on Dave hahahaha. But literally we just told each other our life stories today. I don't even know how or why but my heart just spilled out and I told her all my hookups and stupid shenanigans and shit. Oh and update on yesterday: my kneecap is the size of a tennis ball. I wish that was an exaggeration. Mama k made me ice it for literally 2 hours like k fuck that shit but anywho yeah then Reilly flippin McNaught came on to work like 15 minutes later and kept complaining about her tongue feeling weird. I was like okay Reilly rly like no your tongue is probably just burnt or something. She said her lips felt the same, and according to her that meant it was "shedding time" for her. Yes kids you heard that right, Reilly thinks that people go through shedding periods. Hahahahha like k yur sew dumb.
Then I worked at night and it was extremely average. Nada especial. I got cut early-ish and had no plans so I went to Target and bought some sushi and walked around trying to call people to hang out with when finally Optimus Prime (name concealed for later privacy purposes) answers her fuckin phone. I go to her house and her mom and I chat it up and OP just sits there annoyed a'f but hey suck my DICK lol wut?? After dinner OP &I went downstairs and she told me all this juicy gossip about her and her boyfriend, and apparently her and the bf "accidentally" had sex and she was flipping out. I mean it was kind of stupid on her part, considering it was completely unprotected. So the day after she hunts down a Plan B for $50 at Walgreens. A SINGLE PILL. FOR $50. How much does THAT suck. So yeah then I left OP's and hung out with Doucher (name also concealed) in hopes of a hookup cuz I haven't hooked up with anyone since like fuckin cinco de mayo. But that didn't happen and we just kind of looked at YouTube videos and old pictures on my phone which I was completely fine with. And then he left so now I'm just kind of sitting here alone preparing the list for Cabin 2013. Legen- DAIRY.
Until next time
;)
Woke up with Mattie lying next to me (lol SLUMBO) and had to go to church at 8 AM I was NOT in the mood. I looked like the biggest pile of shit hahhahaha. So i rolled out of bed and went to church with pops and sat through another painstakingly long and boring sermon. Then I saw Sean's parents after church and I looked horrific but hey yolo. That's what all the kids are saying these days.
So yeah came home took a shower Mattie and I cuddled a bit then we went downstairs and ate this fuckin good egg bake shit with hashbrowns on the bottom. Probably so bad for you but hey what'er. Then Mattie told me about her really weird dream where her Conor (ex bf) and Sierra (slu workin on Conor at the moment) were on a cruise ship and her and Conor like kissed and Sierra flipped tits. Lul like k. Then I got ready for work and drove Mattie home then went to my place of employment. Famous Dave's.
Today there was this new chick at work named Rachel and she was super chill and two years older than me (which meant she graduated with my brother). It was super weird cuz she said she used to have the hugest crush on Dave hahahaha. But literally we just told each other our life stories today. I don't even know how or why but my heart just spilled out and I told her all my hookups and stupid shenanigans and shit. Oh and update on yesterday: my kneecap is the size of a tennis ball. I wish that was an exaggeration. Mama k made me ice it for literally 2 hours like k fuck that shit but anywho yeah then Reilly flippin McNaught came on to work like 15 minutes later and kept complaining about her tongue feeling weird. I was like okay Reilly rly like no your tongue is probably just burnt or something. She said her lips felt the same, and according to her that meant it was "shedding time" for her. Yes kids you heard that right, Reilly thinks that people go through shedding periods. Hahahahha like k yur sew dumb.
Then I worked at night and it was extremely average. Nada especial. I got cut early-ish and had no plans so I went to Target and bought some sushi and walked around trying to call people to hang out with when finally Optimus Prime (name concealed for later privacy purposes) answers her fuckin phone. I go to her house and her mom and I chat it up and OP just sits there annoyed a'f but hey suck my DICK lol wut?? After dinner OP &I went downstairs and she told me all this juicy gossip about her and her boyfriend, and apparently her and the bf "accidentally" had sex and she was flipping out. I mean it was kind of stupid on her part, considering it was completely unprotected. So the day after she hunts down a Plan B for $50 at Walgreens. A SINGLE PILL. FOR $50. How much does THAT suck. So yeah then I left OP's and hung out with Doucher (name also concealed) in hopes of a hookup cuz I haven't hooked up with anyone since like fuckin cinco de mayo. But that didn't happen and we just kind of looked at YouTube videos and old pictures on my phone which I was completely fine with. And then he left so now I'm just kind of sitting here alone preparing the list for Cabin 2013. Legen- DAIRY.
Until next time
;)
Saturday, June 8, 2013
Watermelons&Plastic
Woke up at 12. Drank. JK LOL
Today I went to 3 grad parties and one going away party and the going away party was SO SAD cuz Nathalia is SO NICE but whatev those are so minor in my scheme of events today. After grad party hopping with Mattie Madelyn and Elza, Mattie and I drive back to my house and start formulating the legendary Summer 2013 Bucket List. Which includes streaking in broad daylight. And jumping off a bridge. You think I'm kidding but all of this will happen cuz we are FEARLESS BASTARDS lol ew thats such a gross word.
So anywho, summer bucket list. Both of our exes are in this band called The Khaki Movement, and had a super lame band photoshoot one time and posted all of them on Facebook. Mattie and I got prints of like 4 of their pictures and cut them to size and put them in the picture frames at Target hahahaha how fucking hilarious are we.
Then we came home and added some more random shizz to the bucket list like smashing watermelons on peoples driveways and killing an animal. Judge us plz. And as we were doing that my dad calls us down for din and we had these burgers with like jalapeno peppers in them and they were SO FUCKING HOT I CANNOT EVEN TELL YOU I like dreaded every bite but they were kind of good at the same time..eh. Then I took a drink out of my moms gin and tonic and she saw me and she was PIST I just kind of lolled it off though. Then Mattie and I retreated back to my bedroom and Ben called me and asked us to hang out and at first I was feeling kind of iffy but then I was like you know what? Why not. So Ben came over and we were tooootally in the shenanigans bucket list mood so we made him bring over 2 watermelons. He kept complaining about how expensive they were and I was just like lol k plz u r such a pussy. So he brought them and we couldn't think of whose house to smash them on and we finally decided on Strauss and Tali.
Tali was our first target, we parked in a church parking lot right across from her house. Then we remembered it was only 11 o'clock at night and not 2 in the morning and that everyone in her house was probably still awake and we started freaking out hahaha. But then after like 2 minutes we were like awh fuck it and we all scurry up the hill and Ben just SLAMS IT on the driveway and we BOLT. We were freaking out cuz there was a car coming down their road but they definitely did not see is. Even if they did like honestly idgaf. So that happened. And Mattie got it on video. Literally so priceless. And apparently there was like a huge stick thing and both Ben and Mattie got cut on it, but Mattie literally had a slash the size of a lipstick tube I felt so bad.
Then after that we were on our way to Strauss's and we realized we weren't completely positive which house was Strauss's, so we called Taylor (who was with DIVER DAN HIMSELF) and he said he was like 2 minutes away and that he would meet us at his house. So we all just casually walked down to Lauren's with a watermelon and just slammed it on the ground and bolted. So effing satisfying. Then we got back to Taylor's house to go to the bathroom and whatever and decide what we were gonna do next and Brenda (Taylor's mom) was sitting on the couch just so tipsy it was hilarious. She told me she loved me about 3 times then tried to tend to Mattie's battle wounds and kind of just made them worse hahahah. Luh her. Then we're like k what do we do next and Dan just sprints out to his car and comes back with two huge rolls of ceran- wrap. And we're like ooohhhhhhkay Dan you rock who's should we do? And Taylor said Noah was having a bonfire so we went there and the shenanigans began.
Jesse's car was parked relatively close, so we all parked a good distance away and snuck on over to his car and it just kind of happened. We were scared shitless the whole time that we were gonna get caught but alas we did not. Then as I was running around the back of the car I fuckin hit my knee on the trailer hitch and it hurt SO BAD it'll probz bruise. Ugh. So yeah then out of nowhere Mattie just screams and starts sprinting and we're like da fuq? Ok we probably should too I guess? So we all go lightning speed back to the car and get in and JIMMY IS LAYING ON THE FUCKING HOOD OF THE CAR. Like where the FUCK did he come from?!?! He was obviously at Noah's and all but still he scared the living SHIT out of all of us cuz we didn't even see him till we were all already in the car. But props to him on being stealthy.
Ok so this is the best part. Jimmy told us Jesse was leaving the bonfire soon, so we parked our car like a house away and turned off all the lights and saw him walk out and see his car and his reaction was literally priceless. I think the best part was that he took a picture hahahhahah then Noah came and helped him pull it all off and Jesse drove away just PISSED. Then like 3 minutes later we figured it was probably safe to go so we drove back to Taylor's and got Ben's car and he drove us home 15 minutes past curfew and my dad DIDN'T EVEN CARE which is a HUGE deal everyone. Yolo summer 2013 bitches and hoes.
Until next time
;)
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