Today was so fuckin average.
Woke up with Mattie lying next to me (lol SLUMBO) and had to go to church at 8 AM I was NOT in the mood. I looked like the biggest pile of shit hahhahaha. So i rolled out of bed and went to church with pops and sat through another painstakingly long and boring sermon. Then I saw Sean's parents after church and I looked horrific but hey yolo. That's what all the kids are saying these days.
So yeah came home took a shower Mattie and I cuddled a bit then we went downstairs and ate this fuckin good egg bake shit with hashbrowns on the bottom. Probably so bad for you but hey what'er. Then Mattie told me about her really weird dream where her Conor (ex bf) and Sierra (slu workin on Conor at the moment) were on a cruise ship and her and Conor like kissed and Sierra flipped tits. Lul like k. Then I got ready for work and drove Mattie home then went to my place of employment. Famous Dave's.
Today there was this new chick at work named Rachel and she was super chill and two years older than me (which meant she graduated with my brother). It was super weird cuz she said she used to have the hugest crush on Dave hahahaha. But literally we just told each other our life stories today. I don't even know how or why but my heart just spilled out and I told her all my hookups and stupid shenanigans and shit. Oh and update on yesterday: my kneecap is the size of a tennis ball. I wish that was an exaggeration. Mama k made me ice it for literally 2 hours like k fuck that shit but anywho yeah then Reilly flippin McNaught came on to work like 15 minutes later and kept complaining about her tongue feeling weird. I was like okay Reilly rly like no your tongue is probably just burnt or something. She said her lips felt the same, and according to her that meant it was "shedding time" for her. Yes kids you heard that right, Reilly thinks that people go through shedding periods. Hahahahha like k yur sew dumb.
Then I worked at night and it was extremely average. Nada especial. I got cut early-ish and had no plans so I went to Target and bought some sushi and walked around trying to call people to hang out with when finally Optimus Prime (name concealed for later privacy purposes) answers her fuckin phone. I go to her house and her mom and I chat it up and OP just sits there annoyed a'f but hey suck my DICK lol wut?? After dinner OP &I went downstairs and she told me all this juicy gossip about her and her boyfriend, and apparently her and the bf "accidentally" had sex and she was flipping out. I mean it was kind of stupid on her part, considering it was completely unprotected. So the day after she hunts down a Plan B for $50 at Walgreens. A SINGLE PILL. FOR $50. How much does THAT suck. So yeah then I left OP's and hung out with Doucher (name also concealed) in hopes of a hookup cuz I haven't hooked up with anyone since like fuckin cinco de mayo. But that didn't happen and we just kind of looked at YouTube videos and old pictures on my phone which I was completely fine with. And then he left so now I'm just kind of sitting here alone preparing the list for Cabin 2013. Legen- DAIRY.
Until next time
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