Today I went to 3 grad parties and one going away party and the going away party was SO SAD cuz Nathalia is SO NICE but whatev those are so minor in my scheme of events today. After grad party hopping with Mattie Madelyn and Elza, Mattie and I drive back to my house and start formulating the legendary Summer 2013 Bucket List. Which includes streaking in broad daylight. And jumping off a bridge. You think I'm kidding but all of this will happen cuz we are FEARLESS BASTARDS lol ew thats such a gross word.
So anywho, summer bucket list. Both of our exes are in this band called The Khaki Movement, and had a super lame band photoshoot one time and posted all of them on Facebook. Mattie and I got prints of like 4 of their pictures and cut them to size and put them in the picture frames at Target hahahaha how fucking hilarious are we.
Then we came home and added some more random shizz to the bucket list like smashing watermelons on peoples driveways and killing an animal. Judge us plz. And as we were doing that my dad calls us down for din and we had these burgers with like jalapeno peppers in them and they were SO FUCKING HOT I CANNOT EVEN TELL YOU I like dreaded every bite but they were kind of good at the same time..eh. Then I took a drink out of my moms gin and tonic and she saw me and she was PIST I just kind of lolled it off though. Then Mattie and I retreated back to my bedroom and Ben called me and asked us to hang out and at first I was feeling kind of iffy but then I was like you know what? Why not. So Ben came over and we were tooootally in the shenanigans bucket list mood so we made him bring over 2 watermelons. He kept complaining about how expensive they were and I was just like lol k plz u r such a pussy. So he brought them and we couldn't think of whose house to smash them on and we finally decided on Strauss and Tali.
Tali was our first target, we parked in a church parking lot right across from her house. Then we remembered it was only 11 o'clock at night and not 2 in the morning and that everyone in her house was probably still awake and we started freaking out hahaha. But then after like 2 minutes we were like awh fuck it and we all scurry up the hill and Ben just SLAMS IT on the driveway and we BOLT. We were freaking out cuz there was a car coming down their road but they definitely did not see is. Even if they did like honestly idgaf. So that happened. And Mattie got it on video. Literally so priceless. And apparently there was like a huge stick thing and both Ben and Mattie got cut on it, but Mattie literally had a slash the size of a lipstick tube I felt so bad.
Then after that we were on our way to Strauss's and we realized we weren't completely positive which house was Strauss's, so we called Taylor (who was with DIVER DAN HIMSELF) and he said he was like 2 minutes away and that he would meet us at his house. So we all just casually walked down to Lauren's with a watermelon and just slammed it on the ground and bolted. So effing satisfying. Then we got back to Taylor's house to go to the bathroom and whatever and decide what we were gonna do next and Brenda (Taylor's mom) was sitting on the couch just so tipsy it was hilarious. She told me she loved me about 3 times then tried to tend to Mattie's battle wounds and kind of just made them worse hahahah. Luh her. Then we're like k what do we do next and Dan just sprints out to his car and comes back with two huge rolls of ceran- wrap. And we're like ooohhhhhhkay Dan you rock who's should we do? And Taylor said Noah was having a bonfire so we went there and the shenanigans began.
Jesse's car was parked relatively close, so we all parked a good distance away and snuck on over to his car and it just kind of happened. We were scared shitless the whole time that we were gonna get caught but alas we did not. Then as I was running around the back of the car I fuckin hit my knee on the trailer hitch and it hurt SO BAD it'll probz bruise. Ugh. So yeah then out of nowhere Mattie just screams and starts sprinting and we're like da fuq? Ok we probably should too I guess? So we all go lightning speed back to the car and get in and JIMMY IS LAYING ON THE FUCKING HOOD OF THE CAR. Like where the FUCK did he come from?!?! He was obviously at Noah's and all but still he scared the living SHIT out of all of us cuz we didn't even see him till we were all already in the car. But props to him on being stealthy.
Ok so this is the best part. Jimmy told us Jesse was leaving the bonfire soon, so we parked our car like a house away and turned off all the lights and saw him walk out and see his car and his reaction was literally priceless. I think the best part was that he took a picture hahahhahah then Noah came and helped him pull it all off and Jesse drove away just PISSED. Then like 3 minutes later we figured it was probably safe to go so we drove back to Taylor's and got Ben's car and he drove us home 15 minutes past curfew and my dad DIDN'T EVEN CARE which is a HUGE deal everyone. Yolo summer 2013 bitches and hoes.
Until next time
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